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Hope you have a wonderful day @Federica Happy Birthday, and thanks for all the work you do here.
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federicaSeeker of the clear blue sky...Its better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to speak out and remove all doubtModerator
Hey thanks guys.... i caught me a couple of water buffalo in my butterfly net, and the heads are already proudly on my wall... I permanently borrowed an iron railing fence from Buckingham Palace as a bbq griddle.... me and a few of the palace guards (27 i think... i lost count) got down and dirty in the palace gardens - then i tole the queen all about it and it's all over the palace now - and then i quaffed 3 bottles of her finest champagne (vintage, natch) and had a spliff with the 2 young princes....
Hell, if i'm gonna break the 5 precepts, might as well do it in style!
Only one of the above is true - but i've had a lovely day! Thanks @ Brian and @Telly03... hugs everyone!
Now you have confused me @zombiegirl, please can you elaborate.... I just fell asleep in the laundret (the place where you can wash clothes, I think the yanky term is laundermat).
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zombiegirlbeating the drum of the lifelessin a dry wastelandVeteran
@ThailandTom Wait, which part are you confused about? Fed posted this crazy story and said that one of the above was true...but I can't figure out which one it is! They all sound ridiculous. Maybe the iron rail one?
Yea I am going to have to go with the grill too through process of elimanation. We shall find out, you crazy party head federica you!
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federicaSeeker of the clear blue sky...Its better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to speak out and remove all doubtModerator
ah, I can see where the confusion arises... sorry - my bad....
every one of those 'misdemeanours' is breaking the precepts - in order...
I hunted buffalo and killed them (doing no harm) stealing the railings (taking that which is not given) getting down and cosy with all them guards (illicit sex) "then i tole the queen all about it and it's all over the palace now" (gossip, slander and false speech) And quaffing the champers and smoking with the princes (partaking in harmful substances which confuse the mind).
Of those 5, the only one i truly broke, was False Speech - because the whole post is invented, made up and a lie.....
zombiegirlbeating the drum of the lifelessin a dry wastelandVeteran
ah, I can see where the confusion arises... sorry - my bad....
every one of those 'misdemeanours' is breaking the precepts - in order...
I hunted buffalo and killed them (doing no harm) stealing the railings (taking that which is not given) getting down and cosy with all them guards (illicit sex) "then i tole the queen all about it and it's all over the palace now" (gossip, slander and false speech) And quaffing the champers and smoking with the princes (partaking in harmful substances which confuse the mind).
Of those 5, the only one i truly broke, was False Speech - because the whole post is invented, made up and a lie.....
but it was just a bit of fun.....
Tricky! I got that they were breaking the precepts, I didn't think that far into it though! Awesome. :clap:
lol ah okay, NOW I understand... Sometimes online jokes and humour just don't work for some people, including me. That should be something invented in the future, a computer that is not monotone with no emotion so expressions and emotions can be expressed easier. I hope you had a good birthday though federica
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i caught me a couple of water buffalo in my butterfly net, and the heads are already proudly on my wall... I permanently borrowed an iron railing fence from Buckingham Palace as a bbq griddle.... me and a few of the palace guards (27 i think... i lost count) got down and dirty in the palace gardens - then i tole the queen all about it and it's all over the palace now - and then i quaffed 3 bottles of her finest champagne (vintage, natch) and had a spliff with the 2 young princes....
Hell, if i'm gonna break the 5 precepts, might as well do it in style!
Only one of the above is true - but i've had a lovely day!
Thanks @ Brian and @Telly03... hugs everyone!
the guards were al aged between 25 - 30. mere fun-fodder....:D
the princes were 12 and 14.....
A little late, but happy bday Fed!
...Aaaaanddd many mooooorree!
every one of those 'misdemeanours' is breaking the precepts - in order...
I hunted buffalo and killed them (doing no harm)
stealing the railings (taking that which is not given)
getting down and cosy with all them guards (illicit sex)
"then i tole the queen all about it and it's all over the palace now" (gossip, slander and false speech)
And quaffing the champers and smoking with the princes (partaking in harmful substances which confuse the mind).
Of those 5, the only one i truly broke, was False Speech - because the whole post is invented, made up and a lie.....
but it was just a bit of fun.....