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Penis Tattoo

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  • andyrobynandyrobyn Veteran
    edited December 2010
    Doesn't appear to me from your comments here that it is an obsession .... hope you let us know what you decide.
  • edited December 2010
    Just a related subject, Buddhist tattoos are probably not respectable. Considering our bodies are pretty filthy. Do you go around rubbing your sweaty armpit etc on Buddha's statues?
  • edited December 2010
    I suggest: Say hello to my little friend.
  • edited December 2010
    The craving and obsession into the unnecessary.
    Unecessary damage caused to your body is against the wise teaching:cool: Use it wisely instead.
  • JeffreyJeffrey Veteran
    edited December 2010
    For joy hold like your instrument
  • LesCLesC Bermuda Veteran
    edited December 2010
    How about...

    "If you're close enough to read this... how about a blowjob!"
  • specialkaymespecialkayme Veteran
    edited December 2010
    Ch'an_noob wrote: »
    Just a related subject, Buddhist tattoos are probably not respectable. Considering our bodies are pretty filthy. Do you go around rubbing your sweaty armpit etc on Buddha's statues?

    Generally speaking my body is cleaner than an outdoor statute, where the elements beat down on it, birds do their business on it, some might spit on it, who knows. I shower daily though.
  • mugzymugzy Veteran
    edited December 2010
    It would be seriously, seriously painful.
  • BrigidBrigid Veteran
    edited December 2010
    genkaku wrote: »
    Two young women were discussing the sexual prowess of a particular young man. One had made love to him and one had not. "I'd never sleep with a guy who had "Shorty" tattooed on his penis," said the one who had not slept with the young man. "Well, you may be right," said the one with experience, "but it's kind of nice to find out that it really says, "Shorty's Bar and Grill. Tuscaloosa, Alabama."
    Lol!!
  • StaticToyboxStaticToybox Veteran
    edited December 2010
    Ch'an_noob wrote: »
    Just a related subject, Buddhist tattoos are probably not respectable. Considering our bodies are pretty filthy. Do you go around rubbing your sweaty armpit etc on Buddha's statues?

    If your body is dirtier than a statue I'd suggest a bath.
  • edited December 2010
    Generally speaking my body is cleaner than an outdoor statute, where the elements beat down on it, birds do their business on it, some might spit on it, who knows. I shower daily though.

    Hee!

    I'm reminded of the old "some people treat their body like a temple, I treat mine like an amusement park". :)

    Of course, if the body is a shrine, it's one that's as prone to impermanence and decay as anything else. It's a shell. Is it possible to 'desecrate' your own shell?
  • edited December 2010
    All the poos, wees, pus, bile, gastric juice are within!

    Robots on cartoons are not wrong when they call humans "meat bags". Hence putting the image of Buddha onto a filthy meat bag is probably not very respectable.

    But I guess not much harm done if Thailandtom put a kitten tattoo or something on his schlong. Still, $20 can feed one starving African child!
  • edited December 2010
    Ch'an_noob wrote: »
    Robots on cartoons are not wrong when they call humans "meat bags". Hence putting the image of Buddha onto a filthy meat bag is probably not very respectable.

    *nod* I know what you mean..or "skin bags"..or "ugly bags of mostly water" (from a silicon-based species on <I>Star Trek: The Next Generation</i>). But would doing this hurt the Buddha somehow? I thought that was voodoo ;)

    Ch'an_noob wrote: »
    But I guess not much harm done if Thailandtom put a kitten tattoo or something on his schlong. Still, $20 can feed one starving African child!

    The same could be said of anything one spends money on, including internet usage. Ahem.
  • JeffreyJeffrey Veteran
    edited December 2010
    Wait 20 years when you can put microchips that can interface. You can text message eachother during sex. Hiding that you are secretly checking your to do list. Of course in virtual reality world like the moon or secretly in a movie theater or whatever.
  • edited December 2010
    I'd suggest a good dose of viagra to keep it hard..... don't want it deflating during the process....


    on the arm is painful enough..
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gqWKIXAAFdo
  • ThailandTomThailandTom Veteran
    edited December 2010
    doesn't need to be hard, you merely stretch the skin right out like a canvas
  • edited December 2010
    Come on TT what's the hold up, you've been talking about it far too long, get it sorted.
  • ThailandTomThailandTom Veteran
    edited December 2010
    i went actually 3 days ago to a tattooist with some designs, well i went to 2 for a price comparison. He said he would work on some designs and then email me. thai people take their time with everything normally, so it will happen when it happens lol, BUT it will happen.

    Some swedish couple I talk to spoke of hepatitis with tattoos, anybody know much information on this?
  • Diseases can be common with tattoos. You are dealing with open wounds, after all. Tattoos are typically done with a series of needles, and as such diseases that are common with needles, blood transfusions, and open wounds can be common with tattoos.

    However, the common factor between diseases and tattoos is the cleanliness of the shop. If everything is sanitized and properly cared for, the possibility of you getting hepatitis is very low. As a matter of fact, you have a greater chance of getting it at a public bathroom than a tattoo shop. However, if the place isn't cared for, and the artist reuses needles, or doesn't use anti-microbial soap on the chairs and equipment, you're inviting an infection of some kind.

    Always inspect a shop and check to see how sanitary they are. That's why some states require health inspections for tattoo parlors, just like with medical facilities and restaurants. Never take a quality tattoo (or quality tattoo artist) at a poor shop.
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