While reading this thread, I recommend listening to this song to set the mood. :)
This is satire. Not meant to hurt anybody's feelings:
So, Harold Camping said the world would go through 5 months of torment starting on May 21st after the rapture occurred. Well, that didn't happen. Wanna know why? God apparently had mercy upon us poor souls and decided not to torture us for 5 months (even though He'll torture us for the rest of eternity when we die). Though, tomorrow will just simply be the end of the world. So, get ready for the real rapture and the great earthquake! You can't repent though. God already has judged you on May 21st (silently) and you aren't allowed any appeals in The Big Man's court. So, gather 'round with your loved ones and sing gospel songs until the pearly gates open up (or the jaws of Hell).