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  • federicafederica seeker of the clear blue sky Moderator

    ^^ Must show my hubby! He's following a LCHF regime with me and does so love - and miss - his sweet treats!

  • eggsaviorShoshinTiggerdhammachick
  • NamadaNamada Veteran

  • federicafederica seeker of the clear blue sky Moderator

    See? Priorities, priorities!
    They always lie closer to home than we think!

  • silverdhammachickJeffrey
  • FosdickFosdick in its eye are mirrored far off mountains Alaska, USA Veteran

    silverShoshindhammachick
  • HozanHozan Veteran

    silverkeranceTiggerdhammachick
  • HozanHozan Veteran

    Fosdickdhammachick
  • FosdickFosdick in its eye are mirrored far off mountains Alaska, USA Veteran

  • federicafederica seeker of the clear blue sky Moderator

    Damn. I was soooo 'with them' in that.

  • NamadaNamada Veteran
    edited March 19


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  • federicafederica seeker of the clear blue sky Moderator

    oh goodness.....yes! :D

  • FosdickFosdick in its eye are mirrored far off mountains Alaska, USA Veteran

    HozanTigger
  • HozanHozan Veteran

    lobsterTiggerFosdickVastmind
  • HozanHozan Veteran

    silverTiggerShoshin
  • HozanHozan Veteran
  • TiggerTigger Toronto, Canada Veteran

    Shoshinsilver
  • ShoshinShoshin No one in particular Nowhere Special Veteran

    I like number FOUR :) :lol:

  • Tiggerperson
  • FosdickFosdick in its eye are mirrored far off mountains Alaska, USA Veteran

    ShoshinsilverTigger
  • silversilver In the beginning there was nothing, and then it exploded. USA, Left coast. Veteran
    edited April 5

    Kids have it easy today.
    I had to walk 9 feet
    through shag carpeting
    to change the channel - oy! :grin:

    VastmindShoshinpersonFosdick
  • lobsterShoshinHozan
  • federicafederica seeker of the clear blue sky Moderator

    (I miss France. The French...? Hmmm...I can take 'em... or leave 'em!)

  • lobsterlobster Veteran

    Some jokes have to be explained for non-Americans :p
    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Surf_and_turf
    Never came across that term before . . .

    If not being boiled alive, I am just a joke ;)

    ShoshinHozansilver
  • ShoshinShoshin No one in particular Nowhere Special Veteran

    Good one, thanks for the explanation @lobster ...I must admit the joke was lost on me I had never heard of Surf n Turf before ... :)

  • silversilver In the beginning there was nothing, and then it exploded. USA, Left coast. Veteran
    edited April 5

    Sharing Peanuts

    A tour bus driver is driving with a bus load of seniors down a highway when he is tapped on his shoulder by a little old lady. She offers him a handful of peanuts, which he gratefully munches up.

    After about 15 minutes, she taps him on his shoulder again and she hands him another handful of peanuts. She repeats this gesture about five more times.

    When she is about to hand him another batch again he asks the little old lady, 'Why don't you eat the peanuts yourself?'. 'We can't chew them because we've no teeth', she replied.

    The puzzled driver asks, 'Why do you buy them then?'
    The old lady replied, 'We just love the chocolate around them.'

    FosdickShoshinperson
  • ShoshinShoshin No one in particular Nowhere Special Veteran

    @silver said:

    The puzzled driver asks, 'Why do you buy them then?'
    The old lady replied, 'We just love the chocolate around them.'

    That cracked me up :lol: :lol:

  • lobsterlobster Veteran

    It is possible to analyse music and understand aspects of its effect and usage. So too with humour. However just as with music and art, explain the joke too much and you kill it. The life of a jokes humour is dependent on how and what is heard. What is consequently made of it is dependent on the capacity and comprehension of the listener.

    Jokes explained?

  • ShoshinShoshin No one in particular Nowhere Special Veteran

    @lobster said:
    It is possible to analyse music and understand aspects of its effect and usage. So too with humour. However just as with music and art, explain the joke too much and you kill it. The life of a jokes humour is dependent on how and what is heard. What is consequently made of it is dependent on the capacity and comprehension of the listener.

    Jokes explained?

    That cracked me up :lol: :lol:

  • silversilver In the beginning there was nothing, and then it exploded. USA, Left coast. Veteran

    A nun walked into the local haberdashery and tried to shoplift and entire
    bale of black cloth.
    The manager caught her, took her into the office telling her he was going to
    call the police.
    She pleaded and pleaded, promised she'd never do it again
    so finally he relented.
    He said, "All right. I'll let you off this time. But don't make a habit of it."

    FosdickHozanShoshinperson
  • FosdickFosdick in its eye are mirrored far off mountains Alaska, USA Veteran

    Shoshin
  • ShoshinShoshin No one in particular Nowhere Special Veteran

    FosdickHozan
  • ShoshinShoshin No one in particular Nowhere Special Veteran

  • ShoshinShoshin No one in particular Nowhere Special Veteran

    lobstersilverdhammachickHozan
  • Daysleeper629Daysleeper629 United States New

    How many psychologists does it take to change a light bulb?

    Only one, but the light bulb has to want to change..

    HozanShoshin
  • gracklegrackle Veteran

    Another version which I like better. Two one to unscrew the bulb the other to unscrew the psychologist.

    dhammachickShoshinHozan
  • silversilver In the beginning there was nothing, and then it exploded. USA, Left coast. Veteran

    Shoshin
  • silversilver In the beginning there was nothing, and then it exploded. USA, Left coast. Veteran

    WalkerShoshin
  • silversilver In the beginning there was nothing, and then it exploded. USA, Left coast. Veteran

    WalkerHozanShoshin
  • lobsterlobster Veteran
    HozanShoshinVastmindFosdick
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