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  • ShoshinShoshin No one in particular Nowhere Special Veteran

    silverHozan
  • ShoshinShoshin No one in particular Nowhere Special Veteran
    edited January 24


    ...Shit happens ;)

    silverJeffreyHozanFosdick
  • ShoshinShoshin No one in particular Nowhere Special Veteran

    Hozansilver
  • I was recently doing further research on yogic flying when I came across my post on a guide to religions:

    http://newbuddhist.com/discussion/19819/lobsters-guide-to-religions

    It seems that some people do not take my acadamic research seriously :3

    Hozan
  • ShoshinShoshin No one in particular Nowhere Special Veteran

    "Honestly it wasn't me......"

    " Eek...WTF..."

    Hozan
  • ShoshinShoshin No one in particular Nowhere Special Veteran

    HozanJeffrey
  • Shoshin
  • Here is a book signing/talk on humour and spirituality at my favourite bookstore, which I never go to anymore ...

    Shoshinsilver
  • Motivation app now available on your mobile ...

    “Whenever I meet somebody, I try and accept them for who I am.”

    Hozan
  • lobsterlobster Veteran

    I tried to sue the airport for misplacing my luggage... I lost my case. :3

    ShoshinHozan
  • federicafederica seeker of the clear blue sky Its better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to speak out and remove all doubt Moderator

    @lobster , that's because flights of fantasy don't count.

    ShoshinHozanpersonlobster
  • silversilver In the beginning there was nothing, and then it exploded. USA, Left coast. Veteran

    ShoshinlobsterCarameltail
  • lobsterlobster Veteran

    Not funny ... unless laughing @silver

    Pope Francis is visiting New York City. He is riding in his limo when he asks the chauffeur if he can drive for a while. He wants to see how fast the limo can go.

    Sure enough, the Pope takes the wheel and starts to speed, and is pulled over by a cop.

    The cop is amazed to see Pope Francis behind the wheel. He doesn't know what to do, so he calls the police chief.

    "You won't believe who I just pulled over!"
    "Is it the Mayor?"
    "No, more important than that."
    "Is it the Governor?"
    "No, even more important than the Governor!"
    "Well, who is it then?"
    "To be honest, I don't know. But the Pope is his chauffeur!!"

    JeffreysilverShoshin
  • NamadaNamada Veteran
    edited March 11

    Muhammed Ali

  • JeffreyJeffrey Veteran

    silverShoshin
  • ShoshinShoshin No one in particular Nowhere Special Veteran

    Koan......

  • lobsterlobster Veteran

    BunkspersonShoshinHozan
  • GuiGui Veteran

    person
  • TsultrimTsultrim Hawaii Veteran

    @Gui I haven't seen a comic that good in some time.

  • federicafederica seeker of the clear blue sky Its better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to speak out and remove all doubt Moderator

    Keep watching... the acrobatics are mind-boggling!

    Hozan
  • ShoshinShoshin No one in particular Nowhere Special Veteran

  • ShoshinShoshin No one in particular Nowhere Special Veteran

    "What is Beethoven doing now? ...De-composing "

  • JeffreyJeffrey Veteran

    personShoshinBunks
  • FosdickFosdick in its eye are mirrored far off mountains Alaska, USA Veteran

    JeffreyShoshinKerome
  • GuiGui Veteran

    My grandfather lost everything in the Great Depression. A banker jumped out of a window and landed on his apple cart.

    ShoshinJeffrey
  • BunksBunks Australia Veteran

    A little girl asked her Dad, "Daddy, where do babies come from?"
    And Dad replied, "God made Adam and Eve then they made babies and so on and so on...."
    She went and asked her Mum the same question and she replied, "We used to be monkeys and they had babies and so on and so on...."
    So the little girl went back to her Dad and said, "Dad, you lied to me! Mum said we came from monkeys!"
    And the Dad replied, "Oh no no no, that's just your Mums side of the family....."

    FosdickShoshin
  • lobsterlobster Veteran

    Hear about the new restaurant called Karma?
    There’s no menu: You get what you deserve.

    federicaJeffrey
  • JeffreyJeffrey Veteran

    @lobster said:
    Hear about the new restaurant called Karma?
    There’s no menu: You get what you deserve.

    So will they implement this by researching your browser history to see what you deserve? And other internet records?

  • Lee82Lee82 Veteran

    @federica said:
    Keep watching... the acrobatics are mind-boggling!

    What the? No words.

  • personperson Don't believe everything you think 'Merica! Veteran

    I heard about this great new restaurant on the moon, so I checked out its Yelp! reviews.

    Great food, no atmosphere.

    Shoshin
  • federicafederica seeker of the clear blue sky Its better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to speak out and remove all doubt Moderator

    Oh shut up.

    image

  • personperson Don't believe everything you think 'Merica! Veteran

    At least one person thought it was funny.

    Knock, knock.
    Who' there?
    Cows go.
    Cows go who?

    No they don't, cows go moo!

  • federicafederica seeker of the clear blue sky Its better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to speak out and remove all doubt Moderator

    How do you get 4 elephants into a jeep?

  • NamadaNamada Veteran

  • federicafederica seeker of the clear blue sky Its better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to speak out and remove all doubt Moderator

    @federica said:
    How do you get 4 elephants into a jeep?

    Easy, two in the front, two in the back...

  • federicafederica seeker of the clear blue sky Its better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to speak out and remove all doubt Moderator

    How do you get 4 hippos into a jeep?

  • NamadaNamada Veteran

    Take out the 4 elephants and put two hippos in front, two in back, easy

  • federicafederica seeker of the clear blue sky Its better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to speak out and remove all doubt Moderator

    No, it's a different jeep! Hah!!

  • NamadaNamada Veteran
    edited October 26

    OK teacher! half point for that answer?

  • federicafederica seeker of the clear blue sky Its better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to speak out and remove all doubt Moderator

    yes. And the other half, detention.
    You can never say I'm not balanced....

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