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Have you tried the mindful drinking of beer as a meditation?
The rush of blood, the no-mind of alcoholic fuge, the clear thought of mindfulness, the bubbles in a good Belgian Trappist beer? The slow come down as the beer metabolises in your belly [you may need two Trappist beers for the full effect].
Or is it not Buddhist enough (joins @lobster in the naughty corner)
Osho once said that before you get enlightened one of the things you need to do is empty your head... so maybe an empty-headed Buddha isn't even such an inaccurate sign
Just to be clear: chopping wood and carrying water is not guaranteed to get you enlightened.
Time to watch Chinatown again soon, I'm thinking...
James! Stephen! Baghdad! Zanzibar!
(Sorry - I just couldn't resist a little more name calling - joins @Lobster in the naughty corner)