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silver · In the beginning there was nothing, and then it exploded. · Veteran


USA, Left coast.
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USA, Left coast.
  • Re: Happy Pagan Fest

    Happy Easter B)

  • Re: Funny Stuff

    Now that I'm older (but refuse to grow up) here's what I've discovered....

    ONE - I started out with nothing, and I still have most of it.

    TWO - My wild oats have turned into prunes and All Bran.

    THREE - I finally got my head together, now my body is falling apart.

    FOUR - Funny, I don't remember being absent minded.

    FIVE - All reports are in, life is now officially unfair.

    SIX - If all is not lost, where is it?

    SEVEN - It is easier to get older than it is to get wiser.

    EIGHT - Some days you are the dog, some days you're the hydrant.

    NINE - I wish the buck stopped here, I sure could use a few.

    TEN - Kids in the back seat cause accidents.

    ELEVEN - Accidents in the back seat cause kids.

    TWELVE - It's hard to make a come back when you haven't been anywhere.

    THIRTEEN - The only time the world beats a path to your door is when you're in the bathroom.

    FOURTEEN - If God wanted me to touch my toes, he would have put them on my knees.

    FIFTEEN - When I'm finally holding all the cards, why does everyone decide to play chess?

    SIXTEEN - It's not hard to meet expenses...they're everywhere.

    SEVENTEEN - The only difference between a rut and a grave is the depth.

  • Re: Lone Wolf

    I understand. I'm pretty much the same way. I'm retired now, but when I did work full time, late in my 'career' I started taking lunch breaks in the restroom where they had a small room off to the side with a comfy couch and would simply catnap during lunch or go out to my vehicle and find a shady spot and rest there and listen to the radio sometimes.

  • Re: Haiku

    Temple bells die out.
    The fragrant blossoms remain-
    A perfect evening!

    • Basho
  • Re: Haiku

    How about ones written by NB'ers?
    Any brave souls out there besides me?

    Where did I come from?
    You came from mommy's tummy.
    That's not what I mean.