I'll start it off.
Two Consultant surgeons are having a quick round of golf before returning to their operating theatres.
There are two women several holes in front of them playing very slowly...it looks like the surgeons won't have time to finish their round.
One says he will ask them to speed up a bit. He starts off towards them, but stops, pulls his cap over eyes and walks back to his colleague.
" Whats up ? " asks his friend " Its my wife" he mutters, " and her partner is my mistress ! I didn't know they knew each other..."
" Oh dear" says the other man...Well I will go and ask them to speed up.
He sets off , gets close, and pulls his cap down over eyes and returns.
" What ?" says his friend.
The second man replies , " its a small world "......