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First the good news... then the bad....

federicafederica Seeker of the clear blue sky...Its better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to speak out and remove all doubt Moderator

I saw another thread begun by a member, with a similar title, and actually thought it was going to be a humorous one, because there IS a game, called "Good News, Bad News"...

Someone starts off with a snippet of good news.... but the next person offers an unfortunate consequence, or aspect.

For example:

Good News! The Bride has arrived!

Bad news - She's in a Hearse....

Good News! It's because the Limousine broke down!

Bad news: the Chauffeur tried to fix it with her stocking garter

Good News! Her stockings stayed up!

Bad news: However, her underwear......

Get the gist?

Ok, let me begin:

Good News! Mary's Pregnant!

Rowan1980sovaNerima
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  • KundoKundo Sydney, Australia Veteran

    Bad news - the father's not Jewish

    VastmindSarahTHamsaka
  • VastmindVastmind Memphis, TN Veteran
    edited December 2014

    Good news! He got a new car.

  • SarahTSarahT Time ... space ... joy South Coast, UK Veteran
    edited December 2014

    Bad news: it's a two seater

    VastmindNerima
  • federicafederica Seeker of the clear blue sky... Its better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to speak out and remove all doubt Moderator

    Good News: Plenty of boot (trunk) space!

  • ToraldrisToraldris   -`-,-{@     Zen Nud... Buddhist     @}-,-`-   East Coast, USA Veteran

    Bad news: The boot (trunk) lock's busted.

  • silversilver In the beginning there was nothing, and then it exploded. USA, Left coast. Veteran

    The Good News: The car fix-it place is right around the corner.

  • Good news: Uncle Luey is a Locksmith

  • VastmindVastmind Memphis, TN Veteran

    Bad news: Uncle Luey expects a 6 pack for his services....

  • DavidDavid A human residing in Hamilton, Ontario, Canada. Ancestral territory of the Erie, Haudenosaunee, Huron-Wendat, Mississauga and Neutral First Nations Veteran
    Good news: He doesn't mind the cheap stuff
    Vastmind
  • VastmindVastmind Memphis, TN Veteran

    Good news: The bank gave me a free calender.

    Hamsaka
  • Bad news: The writing was in Russian.

    sovaHamsaka
  • Good News: The pictures were amazing

  • Bad News: I've been blind for thirty years.

    sovaRowan1980personHamsaka
  • NirvanaNirvana aka BUBBA   `     `   South Carolina, USA Veteran
    edited December 2014

    Bad News: The nudes don't speak in Braille.

    Edit @federica below: By speak, I meant Braille cannot represent nudes, or anything pictorial very aptly at all.

  • federicafederica Seeker of the clear blue sky... Its better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to speak out and remove all doubt Moderator

    Good news: They don't need to speak at all!

    Nirvanaperson
  • DavidDavid A human residing in Hamilton, Ontario, Canada. Ancestral territory of the Erie, Haudenosaunee, Huron-Wendat, Mississauga and Neutral First Nations Veteran
    Bad news: they may know something we don't
  • personperson Don't believe everything you think The liminal space Veteran

    Good news: What they know is that we all get free ice cream tomorrow. :D

  • silversilver In the beginning there was nothing, and then it exploded. USA, Left coast. Veteran

    Bad News: It's wasabi flavor.

    HamsakaNirvanaSarahTReborn
  • Bad News: The cream used in the ice cream was expressed by a dog.

  • (What does expressed mean? ^^^)

  • Good News: the dog's cream is delicious!!

  • (omg is the dog's cream what I think it is? :o I was thinking a lactating female)

    Nirvana
  • DavidDavid A human residing in Hamilton, Ontario, Canada. Ancestral territory of the Erie, Haudenosaunee, Huron-Wendat, Mississauga and Neutral First Nations Veteran
    edited December 2014
    Good news: So was I.

    (I think expressed means made to come to fruition)
    VastmindanatamanpersonReborn
  • anatamananataman Who needs a title? Where am I? Veteran

    Good news: NB just floated on the NY stock exchange!

  • VastmindVastmind Memphis, TN Veteran
    edited December 2014

    ^^^
    Bad news: I wasn't offered a stock option......were you?

    I redid the decor on my Christmas tree this year...i decided to do colors I never have before.....red and gold. Well, white lights....no! multicolor...no! Of course.... red lights.

    Good news: My tree came out beautiful.

    Bad news: My living room looking like the red-light district....lololololol ....

  • anatamananataman Who needs a title? Where am I? Veteran
    edited December 2014

    Bad news: after floatation @Linc now drives this:

    and he was last seen dating FHM's no.1 I heard: http://www.fhm.com/girls/news/10-scarlett-johansson-85495

    Boy is his luck down or what!

    I know - censured

  • NirvanaNirvana aka BUBBA   `     `   South Carolina, USA Veteran
    edited December 2014

    Good news, Fede has had all curbs, dips, and bumps leveled out for him!

    (above word "Expressed", btw, must mean "pressed out of" a mammary gland, silly!)

    Bad news: The Power lines are Down for the Winter.

  • @Jeffrey said:
    (omg is the dog's cream what I think it is? :o I was thinking a lactating female)

    No, I meant lactating dog.

  • NirvanaNirvana aka BUBBA   `     `   South Carolina, USA Veteran

    ^???

    Bad news: The weather is hot and 70-somethings are going around outdoors nude in your colorful district.

  • federicafederica Seeker of the clear blue sky... Its better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to speak out and remove all doubt Moderator

    Goo News: So much of this thread I COULD delete, but won't...

    JeffreyKundo
  • federicafederica Seeker of the clear blue sky... Its better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to speak out and remove all doubt Moderator

    Bad News : posts should be short, witty one-liners....

  • NirvanaNirvana aka BUBBA   `     `   South Carolina, USA Veteran

    Good News: There are people who love bad news, because they don't like being the only miserable one.

  • anatamananataman Who needs a title? Where am I? Veteran
    edited December 2014

    Bad news: Good news only leads to more Bad news! :stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye:

  • ToraldrisToraldris   -`-,-{@     Zen Nud... Buddhist     @}-,-`-   East Coast, USA Veteran

    Good News: Bad News sometimes leads to Bears.

    Or is that getting too silly? :wink:

  • Good news: when the good news leads to bad news leading to good news but then leading to bad news then that actually leads to good news.

  • Bad news: No news is good news

  • federicafederica Seeker of the clear blue sky... Its better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to speak out and remove all doubt Moderator

    Ok, obviously not going to plan... :angry:

    Nirvanasilver
  • SarahTSarahT Time ... space ... joy South Coast, UK Veteran

    Good news: no news

  • anatamananataman Who needs a title? Where am I? Veteran

    Good news: Anataman rules!

    Nirvana
  • anatamananataman Who needs a title? Where am I? Veteran
    edited December 2014

    Bad news: So does @Federica!

    NirvanapersonNerima
  • ToraldrisToraldris   -`-,-{@     Zen Nud... Buddhist     @}-,-`-   East Coast, USA Veteran
    edited December 2014

    Professor Farnsworth: Good News, Everyone! Bad News...

    FireSong
  • anatamananataman Who needs a title? Where am I? Veteran

    Worse news: she's in control! :p

    Nirvana
  • anatamananataman Who needs a title? Where am I? Veteran

    HamsakapersonNerima
  • Good news: I had pizza tonight!!

    Nirvanalobster
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