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Disease Control - Critical News
The Center for Disease Control has issued a warning about a new virulent
strain of Sexually Transmitted Disease. The disease is contracted through
dangerous and high-risk behavior. The disease is called Gonorrhea Lectim
and pronounced "gonna re-elect him." Many victims contracted it in 2004,
after having been screwed for the past four years. Cognitive characteristics of
individuals infected include: anti-social personality disorders,
delusions of grandeur with messianic overtones, extreme cognitive dissonance,
inability to incorporate new information, pronounced xenophobia and
paranoia, inability to accept responsibility for own actions, cowardice
masked by misplaced bravado, uncontrolled facial smirking, ignorance of
geography and history, tendencies towards evangelical theocracy,
categorical all-or-nothing behavior. Naturalists and epidemiologists are amazed at
how this destructive disease originated only a few years ago from a bush
found in Texas.
strain of Sexually Transmitted Disease. The disease is contracted through
dangerous and high-risk behavior. The disease is called Gonorrhea Lectim
and pronounced "gonna re-elect him." Many victims contracted it in 2004,
after having been screwed for the past four years. Cognitive characteristics of
individuals infected include: anti-social personality disorders,
delusions of grandeur with messianic overtones, extreme cognitive dissonance,
inability to incorporate new information, pronounced xenophobia and
paranoia, inability to accept responsibility for own actions, cowardice
masked by misplaced bravado, uncontrolled facial smirking, ignorance of
geography and history, tendencies towards evangelical theocracy,
categorical all-or-nothing behavior. Naturalists and epidemiologists are amazed at
how this destructive disease originated only a few years ago from a bush
found in Texas.
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Loved it... copied it... posted it elsewhere...
Brilliant!:bowdown:
I've heard there is a pc version of this too. The only commands that will work on your pc are:
C:<enter> # # #
-bf
I don't get it. :scratch:
It's an old programming joke and you have to be familiar with DOS.
That's all I'm gonna say.
-bf
I'm sending you big, fluffy clouds of good thoughts and loving kindness, my dharma-sister.
-bf
or maybe that was just gas... but I'm sending them all your way cuz I really like ya!
lmao, gross! :crazy:
Hmmm...I need to brush up on my nerdy stuff. I've seen that programming joke somewhere, but it was a loooong time ago.
"There are 10 types of people that understand binary.
Those that do and those that don't!"
fnerr fnerr fnerr! (nerdy laugh)
I'll have to tell my husband it was you...last night, I kept blaming him for smelling like sulphur!
Good one.
-bf
It's kind of sick - which is why I haven't gone into any explanation.
-bf
Maybe you could start practicing "Right I'm-Not-Going-To-Be-So-Dang-Cranky-All-The-Time-And-Try-To-Be-A-Little-Nicer" sometime in the near future.
Hmm?
Maybe?
Yes?
-bf
Bf - You are such a nice, wonderful person and I send you lots of wonderful thoughts! You are just so smart and funny!
Is that better, Mr. I-Send-You-Lots-of-Smelly-Gas-Clouds???????
And you don't need to blow smoke up my... well, um... you know what I mean.
Bf - You are such a mediocre, mundane person and I send you lots of wonderful thoughts. You are just so able to add 2+2 and barely entertaining!
-bf
No need. I think Yoda and I are good to go.
Are we good to go, Yoda?
-bf
sad thing is I use Unix, Linux, Dos and YUK windows but it still makes no sense-sorry
Anyone that still uses Unix is good in my book.
-bf
Better still; I'm gonna stick to my nice, thick, chunky, fluorescent crayons....!!:crazy:
KNOCKS ON THE WINDOWS????? Gettit?
C:<enter> # # #
See colon. Enter. Pound, pound, pound.
*SHEESH* That's an old one. :rolleyesc
...
We call them a "hash", £ - that's what we call a pound over here.
That explains why I didn't get it.
"See colon. Enter. Hash hash hash" doesn't have the same ring to it !
-bf