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Specifically Buddhist Jokes
Anyone have some good Buddhist jokes? Here are a few I have found (I don't dare claim they are mine since they are fairly well repeated):
Why don't Buddhists vacuum in the corners?
Because they have no attachments.
A Zen Buddhist goes up to a hotdog vendor and says "Make me one with everything."
The Zen Buddhist payed with a $20 bill, but received nothing back. He asks the hotdog vendor, "Where is my change?" The hotdog vendor replies, "Change must come from within."
Why don't Buddhists vacuum in the corners?
Because they have no attachments.
A Zen Buddhist goes up to a hotdog vendor and says "Make me one with everything."
The Zen Buddhist payed with a $20 bill, but received nothing back. He asks the hotdog vendor, "Where is my change?" The hotdog vendor replies, "Change must come from within."
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