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Funny Bumper Stickers
"Somewhere in Texas a village is missing an idiot."
"It's a good thing Jesus loves you, because everyone else thinks you're an asshole."
"If you don't believe in abortion, don't have one."
"I gave myself to Jesus, now he never calls."
"Keep honking while I RELOAD."
"Sorry I missed church, I was busy practicing witchcraft and becoming a lesbian."
"Practice compassionate impeachment."
"Do Not Meddle in the Affairs of Dragons, for you are Crunchy and Good with Ketchup."
"So you believe in right to life ... so get one and stay the hell out of mine."
"Are you going to Cowboy Up, or just lay there and bleed?"
"If going to church makes you a Christian, does going to the garage make you a car?"
"I brake for hallucinations."
"Lord, save me from all your 'good people'."
"Having a wonderful time. Wish I were here."
"My karma ran over your dogma."
"Outta my way, I gotta pee!"
"Eve was framed."
"Buck Fush!"
"Feminism is the radical notion that women are human beings."
"I am an active environmentalist, not an environmental activist."
"I'm not speeding, I'm qualifying."
"My child doesn't get self-esteem from a bumper sticker."
"Mental Health: It's Not For Everyone."
"Jesus Saves, Moses Invests, and Abraham blew it on booze and broads."
"I Brake For Brick Walls."
"If You Don't Like My Driving, Get Off The Sidewalk."
"Give me that old-time religion." (Accompanied by a Wiccan pentagram.)
"Well-behaved women rarely make history."
"In case of Rapture, can I have your car?"
"Drive it like you stole it."
"Nice guys finish last . . . and then make breakfast in bed."
"Save a Cow, Eat a Vegetarian."
"If this car were a horse, I'd have to shoot it."
"I've got a perfect body, but it's in the trunk and beginning to smell."
"Do not wash, this vehicle is undergoing a scientific dirt test."
"I child-proofed my house but they still get in."
"Ever stop to think ... and forget to start again?"
"A PBS mind in an MTV world."
"Who's the president? The answer is a no-brainer!"
"Constipated People Don't Give A Crap."
"If You Can Read This, I've Lost My Trailer."
"The Earth Is Full - Go Home."
"I Have The Body Of A God - Buddha."
"So Many Pedestrians - So Little Time."
"Cleverly Disguised As A Responsible Adult."
"If We Quit Voting, Will They All Go Away?"
"Eat Right, Exercise, Die Anyway."
"Illiterate? Write For Help."
"Honk If Anything Falls Off."
"Cover Me, I'm Changing Lanes."
"He Who Hesitates Not Only Is Lost, But is Miles From The Next Exit."
"I Refuse To Have A Battle Of Wits With An Unarmed Person." (Good sentiment at a forum.
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"You! Out Of The Gene Pool - Now!"
"I Do Whatever My Rice Krispies Tell Me To."
"Fight Crime: Shoot Back!"
(Seen Upside Down On A Jeep) "If You Can Read This, Please Flip Me Back Over..."
"Stop Lights Timed For 35 mph. Also Are Timed For 70 mph."
"Guys: No Shirt, No Service . Gals: No Shirt, No Charge."
"If Walking Is So Good For You, Then Why Does My Mailman Look Like Jabba The Hut?"
"Ax Me About Ebonics."
"Body By Nautilus; Brain By Mattel."
"Boldly Going Nowhere."
"Caution - Driver Legally Blonde."
"Heart Attacks: God's Revenge For Eating His Animal Friends."
"Honk If You've Never Seen An Uzi Fired From A Car Window."
"How Many Roads Must A Man Travel Down Before He Admits He is Lost?"
"Grow your own dope -- plant a man."
"All Men Are Animals. Some Just Make Better Pets."
"Politicians and diapers both need to be changed, and for the same reason!"
"Gods R'Us" (with the 'R' backwards like in toys r'us)
"Work facinates me, I can stand and watch it for hours!"
"No one died when Clinton Lied."
"Blind Faith in Bad Leadership is Not Patriotism."
"Jesus called, he wants his religion back."
"Lord, protect me from your followers."
"The most expensive aspect of society today is ignorance."
"The only way to determine the future is to create it."
"Open minds speak louder than open mouths."
"I may have lost my virginity, but i still have the box it came in."
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"It's a good thing Jesus loves you, because everyone else thinks you're an asshole."
"If you don't believe in abortion, don't have one."
"I gave myself to Jesus, now he never calls."
"Keep honking while I RELOAD."
"Sorry I missed church, I was busy practicing witchcraft and becoming a lesbian."
"Practice compassionate impeachment."
"Do Not Meddle in the Affairs of Dragons, for you are Crunchy and Good with Ketchup."
"So you believe in right to life ... so get one and stay the hell out of mine."
"Are you going to Cowboy Up, or just lay there and bleed?"
"If going to church makes you a Christian, does going to the garage make you a car?"
"I brake for hallucinations."
"Lord, save me from all your 'good people'."
"Having a wonderful time. Wish I were here."
"My karma ran over your dogma."
"Outta my way, I gotta pee!"
"Eve was framed."
"Buck Fush!"
"Feminism is the radical notion that women are human beings."
"I am an active environmentalist, not an environmental activist."
"I'm not speeding, I'm qualifying."
"My child doesn't get self-esteem from a bumper sticker."
"Mental Health: It's Not For Everyone."
"Jesus Saves, Moses Invests, and Abraham blew it on booze and broads."
"I Brake For Brick Walls."
"If You Don't Like My Driving, Get Off The Sidewalk."
"Give me that old-time religion." (Accompanied by a Wiccan pentagram.)
"Well-behaved women rarely make history."
"In case of Rapture, can I have your car?"
"Drive it like you stole it."
"Nice guys finish last . . . and then make breakfast in bed."
"Save a Cow, Eat a Vegetarian."
"If this car were a horse, I'd have to shoot it."
"I've got a perfect body, but it's in the trunk and beginning to smell."
"Do not wash, this vehicle is undergoing a scientific dirt test."
"I child-proofed my house but they still get in."
"Ever stop to think ... and forget to start again?"
"A PBS mind in an MTV world."
"Who's the president? The answer is a no-brainer!"
"Constipated People Don't Give A Crap."
"If You Can Read This, I've Lost My Trailer."
"The Earth Is Full - Go Home."
"I Have The Body Of A God - Buddha."
"So Many Pedestrians - So Little Time."
"Cleverly Disguised As A Responsible Adult."
"If We Quit Voting, Will They All Go Away?"
"Eat Right, Exercise, Die Anyway."
"Illiterate? Write For Help."
"Honk If Anything Falls Off."
"Cover Me, I'm Changing Lanes."
"He Who Hesitates Not Only Is Lost, But is Miles From The Next Exit."
"I Refuse To Have A Battle Of Wits With An Unarmed Person." (Good sentiment at a forum.
)"You! Out Of The Gene Pool - Now!"
"I Do Whatever My Rice Krispies Tell Me To."
"Fight Crime: Shoot Back!"
(Seen Upside Down On A Jeep) "If You Can Read This, Please Flip Me Back Over..."
"Stop Lights Timed For 35 mph. Also Are Timed For 70 mph."
"Guys: No Shirt, No Service . Gals: No Shirt, No Charge."
"If Walking Is So Good For You, Then Why Does My Mailman Look Like Jabba The Hut?"
"Ax Me About Ebonics."
"Body By Nautilus; Brain By Mattel."
"Boldly Going Nowhere."
"Caution - Driver Legally Blonde."
"Heart Attacks: God's Revenge For Eating His Animal Friends."
"Honk If You've Never Seen An Uzi Fired From A Car Window."
"How Many Roads Must A Man Travel Down Before He Admits He is Lost?"
"Grow your own dope -- plant a man."
"All Men Are Animals. Some Just Make Better Pets."
"Politicians and diapers both need to be changed, and for the same reason!"
"Gods R'Us" (with the 'R' backwards like in toys r'us)
"Work facinates me, I can stand and watch it for hours!"
"No one died when Clinton Lied."
"Blind Faith in Bad Leadership is Not Patriotism."
"Jesus called, he wants his religion back."
"Lord, protect me from your followers."
"The most expensive aspect of society today is ignorance."
"The only way to determine the future is to create it."
"Open minds speak louder than open mouths."
"I may have lost my virginity, but i still have the box it came in."
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Comments
Careful... He's studying law... This could be classified as Libel....!!
I know. I was merely kidding around about the fact that it would be difficult to prove libel since there are many Abrahams!
Sorry, my humor isn't working very well this morning.
True, true!!
But I would say that....
He's my partner.
I wondered if he was the same Nick you talked about in your life. Cool! :thumbsup:
Oh, and I have enjoyed his posts!
Subvert the dominant paradigm.
"Retired - an spending our childrens' inheritance."
or:
"I love my grandchildren - God, I wish I'd had them first!"
Harlan, did you ever work for Greenpeace and have a boss named Brigid?
Windsurfers do it standing up
Young Farmers do it in Wellies
Vets do it with animals
and then came the one I loved
Those with bumper stickers are doing it by themselves.
I was minor tempted by one for about two seconds only - it said "Witches' parking only - all others will be toad"
"So much karma, so little time."
mmm
Or your eye doctor!
[literally...hahaha...ha...]