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Karma Violation!

XraymanXrayman Veteran
edited February 2006 in Buddhism Today
Notice Of Karma Violation




STATE OF MIND KARMA POLICE / NOTICE OF KARMA VIOLATION

TO ___________________________________ DATE ____________ TIME _______ am/pm

Persons/Institutions Perpetrated Against __________________________________

Location of Violation _____________________________________________________

NOTICE: THIS CITED BEHAVIOR WAS IN VIOLATION OF THE SPIRIT OF THE KARMA
POLICE AND THE STATE OF MIND KARMA CODE SECTIONS:

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| | 01.01 | Bareface Lying |
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| | 01.02 | Cheating: (a) in a game (b) in a relationship |
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| | 01.03 | Disgustingly Thoughtless |
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| | 01.04 | Hurting Intentionally |
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| | 01.05 | Using Destructively: (a) A person (b) the environment |
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| | 01.06 | Conceited, Snobbish, Humorless, Petty, & Self-Important |
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| | 02.01 | Just Plain Rude & Obnoxious |
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| | 02.02 | Underhanded & Diabolical |
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| | 02.03 | Blindly Self-Serving & Self-Obsessed |
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| | 02.04 | Totally Lewd & Lecherous |
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| | 02.05 | Hopelessly Spaced Out & Dangerously Unaware |
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| | 02.06 | Sour, Mean, & Cranky |
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| | 02.07 | Other: |
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Manner of Violation _______________________________________________________

IN ACCORDANCE WITH THE LAWS OF THE UNIVERSE AND KARMA YOU ARE HEREBY
REQUIRED TO MAKE IMMEDIATE AMENDS AND/OR APOLOGIES TO THE AFOREMENTIONED
PERSON(S) OR INSITUTION(S) PERPETRATED AGAINST. FAILURE TO COMPLY WILL
CAUSE THIS ALREADY RELEASED NEGATIVE ENERGY TO COME REELING AROUND THE
PLANET RIGHT BACK INTO YOUR LIFE!

Do Not Think You Can Ever *REALLY* Get Away With This!

Karma Police Officer ______________________ Today's Date __________________

regards,
X

Comments

  • edited February 2006
    Xrayman wrote:
    Notice Of Karma Violation




    STATE OF MIND KARMA POLICE / NOTICE OF KARMA VIOLATION

    TO ___________________________________ DATE ____________ TIME _______ am/pm

    Persons/Institutions Perpetrated Against __________________________________

    Location of Violation _____________________________________________________

    NOTICE: THIS CITED BEHAVIOR WAS IN VIOLATION OF THE SPIRIT OF THE KARMA
    POLICE AND THE STATE OF MIND KARMA CODE SECTIONS:

    +---+
    +
    +
    | | 01.01 | Bareface Lying |
    +---+
    +
    +
    | | 01.02 | Cheating: (a) in a game (b) in a relationship |
    +---+
    +
    +
    | | 01.03 | Disgustingly Thoughtless |
    +---+
    +
    +
    | | 01.04 | Hurting Intentionally |
    +---+
    +
    +
    | | 01.05 | Using Destructively: (a) A person (b) the environment |
    +---+
    +
    +
    | | 01.06 | Conceited, Snobbish, Humorless, Petty, & Self-Important |
    +---+
    +
    +
    | | 02.01 | Just Plain Rude & Obnoxious |
    +---+
    +
    +
    | | 02.02 | Underhanded & Diabolical |
    +---+
    +
    +
    | | 02.03 | Blindly Self-Serving & Self-Obsessed |
    +---+
    +
    +
    | | 02.04 | Totally Lewd & Lecherous |
    +---+
    +
    +
    | | 02.05 | Hopelessly Spaced Out & Dangerously Unaware |
    +---+
    +
    +
    | | 02.06 | Sour, Mean, & Cranky |
    +---+
    +
    +
    | | 02.07 | Other: |
    +---+
    +
    +

    Manner of Violation _______________________________________________________

    IN ACCORDANCE WITH THE LAWS OF THE UNIVERSE AND KARMA YOU ARE HEREBY
    REQUIRED TO MAKE IMMEDIATE AMENDS AND/OR APOLOGIES TO THE AFOREMENTIONED
    PERSON(S) OR INSITUTION(S) PERPETRATED AGAINST. FAILURE TO COMPLY WILL
    CAUSE THIS ALREADY RELEASED NEGATIVE ENERGY TO COME REELING AROUND THE
    PLANET RIGHT BACK INTO YOUR LIFE!

    Do Not Think You Can Ever *REALLY* Get Away With This!

    Karma Police Officer ______________________ Today's Date __________________

    regards,
    X

    Hey Kamma Police,
    My lawer/solicitor says to take your notice and @##$%% it!!!!! I'm innocent until a court in Australia finds me guilty.....until then I'm innocent!!!!!!!!!!!!! Even if I am found guilty I have the right to appeal the decision........:rockon: Oh and this would never pass through the lower house(senate) No polly in his/her right mind would do it!!!! Their all the biggest crooks anyway!!!!!!:grin:

    LOVE YA Xman!!!!!!
  • buddhafootbuddhafoot Veteran
    edited February 2006
    Damn.

    You've just described my "finer points" like they were a bad thing!

    -bf
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