laugh of the day

AMH

I hope this does not have bad karma,

So we have an older house we rent and it has the mail slot on the wall next to the door. We saw the mailman coming up the walk so my son ran over to the slot. As the mailman opened his side Tyler opened his side and shouted 'mail time'. Oh we are still laughing, and the mailman walked away laughing too.

ThailandTom

Everyone laughs, I laughed, the mailman laughs, no bad karma IMO. Just a funny situation and a cute innocent comment from a child.

lamaramadingdong

My nephew is the maintenance supervisor for a large hospital. He had an employee that he was having some problems with and he had given him some verbal warnings about his on the job performance. One day, the employee took some keys home when he left work that were needed, so my nephew had to go to the employee's house to retrieve the keys. The employee's 5 year old son answered the door and my nephew explained who he was and that he needed to talk to his dad. The guy's son yells at the top of his voice, "Dad, that big jerk is here!"

ThailandTom

hahaha, kids have no sense of boundries. They say what they think and do what they like. Something which is beautiful in a child and somewhat negative in an adult.

federica

True story:
Father and young son, on bus.
Bus stops.
Several people get on, including one woman of considerable proportions, who climbs the step with obvious effort and difficulty, such is her girth. In fact, she has a job hauling herself through the door.... she is wearing a vivid large dress...
think 'circus tent in Hawaiian garish colours'.

"Dad, it's a lady!" exclaims young son, loudly.
"shhhhh, son, I know." replies dad, reddening.
"But dad, you just asked, 'what the f*** is that thing, getting on the bus?'..."

Dad reddens even more, probably wishing ground would swallow him up, or that it's perfectly acceptable to belt your little blighter in public.

Raven

@federica - That is too funny! Empty pitchers have BIG ears ...