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Cult of Cthulhu
Ever hear of the Cthulhu mythos? By HP Lovecraft? Yes, well, there is an actual cult surrounding it. An actual cult. Bet that caught you off guard... it sure did with me. Here is an excerpt from their website.
"We suffer because we are broken machines, cracked eggs, incomplete programs, existential mutations, holograms who have lost their way. Everything else may be illusory, but endless human suffering is the inevitable truth which we must start with.
Our philosophy is almost like a sinister Buddhism... awakening with fire, with lightning, with lust, cruelty, and indomitable will. Traditional Buddhism seeks to alleviate suffering by eliminating the initial craving, adhering to the middle path, and ignoring extremes. The CoC overcomes the suffering of this world by becoming conscious. We go after our desires. Yes, we actively meditate and strive for enlightenment, but we also covet and conquer. This is a religion of the spirit and the flesh!
Those who read these words with understanding are more (or perhaps less) than human. If you feel a connection, a resonance with the prophecy of the Old Ones, then you are not like most. Genetically, you are not altogether homosapien. It is believed by some that a distinct minority of human beings were born closer to the demon heritage of Lord Cthulhu. The superior development of our gifts, imbued within us by the Dark Gods, has gone farther than ordinary man. We have evolved beyond our brothers. And it is this evolutionary might which drives us towards higher goals. Freeing the Old Ones, destroying this “reality”, and transforming into Gods ourselves…those are our goals. We welcome those of the Left Hand Path as brothers and sisters. Let us work together to accomplish something worthwhile!"
Website:
http://www.cultofcthulhu.net
"We suffer because we are broken machines, cracked eggs, incomplete programs, existential mutations, holograms who have lost their way. Everything else may be illusory, but endless human suffering is the inevitable truth which we must start with.
Our philosophy is almost like a sinister Buddhism... awakening with fire, with lightning, with lust, cruelty, and indomitable will. Traditional Buddhism seeks to alleviate suffering by eliminating the initial craving, adhering to the middle path, and ignoring extremes. The CoC overcomes the suffering of this world by becoming conscious. We go after our desires. Yes, we actively meditate and strive for enlightenment, but we also covet and conquer. This is a religion of the spirit and the flesh!
Those who read these words with understanding are more (or perhaps less) than human. If you feel a connection, a resonance with the prophecy of the Old Ones, then you are not like most. Genetically, you are not altogether homosapien. It is believed by some that a distinct minority of human beings were born closer to the demon heritage of Lord Cthulhu. The superior development of our gifts, imbued within us by the Dark Gods, has gone farther than ordinary man. We have evolved beyond our brothers. And it is this evolutionary might which drives us towards higher goals. Freeing the Old Ones, destroying this “reality”, and transforming into Gods ourselves…those are our goals. We welcome those of the Left Hand Path as brothers and sisters. Let us work together to accomplish something worthwhile!"
Website:
http://www.cultofcthulhu.net
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Unless someone can tell me otherwise, I'm moving this to GB.....
(I'm happy to be persuaded otherwise.....)
At least death, pain, and insanity is assured in life!
http://www.cultofcthulhu.net/motivational-life-coaching/
"This is what I propose for those who are committed to making super-efforts in order to achieve an extraordinary life. Email me to set up a free consultation, and we’ll see if you could benefit from the Venger Satanis Motivational Life Coaching program. ::: Venger.Satanis at yahoo.com
By the way, If you don’t already have your free PDF of Cthulhu Cult, book I of our bible, then please ask me for it. Book II, Liber A:O, can be found right here on the website.
* Three hour-long or six half-hour sessions @ $100
* Seven hour-long or fourteen half-hour sessions @ $200
* Group seminar rates are based on availability, duration, accommodation, and travel expenses.
* Comprehensive, hands-on nine week e-course workshops focusing on the following subjects: the Fourth Way, Viridian Sorcery, and Lovecraft’s Cthulhu Mythos. E-courses will be starting on May 1st @ $75 per subject. Sign up ASAP because space is limited to 7 people per “classroom”."
HAHAHAHA! *Laughing hard, hitting sofa!*
The founder of this has to be on acid, no?
Look at the man under Anointing:
http://www.cultofcthulhu.net/category/rituals/
You sure this is a genuine site? It really tickles me
Who is to say what is and is not a religion? Many religions are wacky.