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T-Shirt slogans

XraymanXrayman Veteran
edited March 2006 in General Banter
Today on the comedy channel I saw a British comedian with some merchandise-T-Shirts actually.

One of them made me nearly pi** myself.

It said on the front, "The Christian Allialance Against Swearing", and on the back said "Can go Fu*k themselves".

If you had a favourite T-Shirt slogan, What would it be? would you wear it, Loud and proud?

regards,

Xray:rocker:

Comments

  • federicafederica Seeker of the clear blue sky... Its better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to speak out and remove all doubt Moderator
    edited March 2006
    One of my favourites:

    A well-endowed lady friend of mine was fond of wearing one that said:

    "I really must stop my breasts staring at your eyes"....
  • MagwangMagwang Veteran
    edited March 2006
    My all-time favorite t-shirt has a picture of a Macintosh (computer) menu with "File Open/Close" and below it are the options "Your Mind" and "Your Mouth".

    Most people point at it and smile, but don't say anything.

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  • BrigidBrigid Veteran
    edited March 2006
    LOL!!
  • edited March 2006
    federica wrote:
    One of my favourites:

    A well-endowed lady friend of mine was fond of wearing one that said:

    "I really must stop my breasts staring at your eyes"....

    LOL!!! I think any woman could wear that shirt...size doesn't seem to matter much when it comes to that. A lot of men just automatically look there!
  • federicafederica Seeker of the clear blue sky... Its better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to speak out and remove all doubt Moderator
    edited March 2006
    Hmmm; I'm not sure... another friend of mine who's very flat chested has a t-shirt with "this way round" on it....
  • edited March 2006
    I need to get that shirt....
  • federicafederica Seeker of the clear blue sky... Its better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to speak out and remove all doubt Moderator
    edited March 2006
    join the queue....:grin:
  • edited March 2006
    I used to have a t-shirt with a picture of the Malta fertility goddess on it and the slogan "Venus Envy".

    It helped to be 44DD. :)
  • federicafederica Seeker of the clear blue sky... Its better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to speak out and remove all doubt Moderator
    edited March 2006
    44DD ??!!???

    "We're not worthy! We're not worthy! We're not worthy!!":bowdown: :bowdown:
  • edited March 2006
    LOL, fede!! The only time I came close to that was when I was pregnant - those things GREW!
  • edited March 2006
    I saw a great shirt the other day... I apologise in advance to any country music fans...

    "Discourage Inbreeding: Ban Country Music"
  • edited March 2006
    My favourite t-shirt was one with a picture of jesus on the front and the words "Jesus Christ please save me" and on the back "from your followers"
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