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unitarian joke

AMHAMH
edited May 2012 in General Banter
Why are there no Unitarians in Heaven?

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Because they had a choice to go to heaven or to go to a study group discussing the idea of going to Heaven.

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  • federicafederica Seeker of the clear blue sky... Its better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to speak out and remove all doubt Moderator
    (And what did they decide....? :wtf: )



    :D
  • AMHAMH
    They broke into sub committees on the question of the existence of heaven, the comparison of different variations of heaven, and the youth group which is just listening to "Heaven is a HalfPipe" repeadtly. :rockon:
  • DaftChrisDaftChris Spiritually conflicted. Not of this world. Veteran
    Ha! I go to a Unitarian Universalist church and this is pretty much true. :)
  • MountainsMountains Veteran
    How many Unitarians does it take to screw in a light bulb?







    Let's form a committee to discuss the need for the replacement of the light bulb. We may be able to reduce our electrical consumption by simply leaving that area of the building somewhat dimmer, since there is very little traffic through there except on Sunday mornings, when there is enough daylight in there to make it safe for everyone.
  • vinlynvinlyn Colorado...for now Veteran
    Ha! I go to a Unitarian Universalist church and this is pretty much true. :)
    You mean they sort of just keep discussing things over and over again? Like us?
    :D
  • DaftChrisDaftChris Spiritually conflicted. Not of this world. Veteran
    edited May 2012
    @vinlyn

    Pretty much. :)

    @Mountains

    The punch line I heard was "None. The lightbulb needs to have the desire to change".
  • DakiniDakini Veteran
    edited May 2012
    They broke into sub committees on the question of the existence of heaven, the comparison of different variations of heaven, and the youth group which is just listening to "Heaven is a HalfPipe" repeadtly. :rockon:
    "Knock-knock-knockin' on Heaven's door..." Ladysmith Black Mambazo does it best. :)

    AMH: and you were the Chairwoman of the whole shebang! :D
  • AMHAMH
    who me? well only when you get to the musical evaluation of the existence and nature of heaven, that other stuff involves meetings ya know with people who take notes and generally are seriousl
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