REDNECK CHALLENGE...

federica

.....from "National Organization of Appalachian-American
Women's Anti-Defamation League."

We are sick and tired of hearing about how dumb people are in the South, > and we challenge any so-called "smart" a__ Yankee to take this exam:

1. Calculate the smallest limb diameter on a persimmon tree that will
support a 10 pound possum.

2. Which of these cars will rust out the quickest when placed on blocks in
your front yard? (A) '65 Ford Fairlane ( cool.gif '69 Chevrolet Chevelle © '64
Pontiac GTO.

3. If your uncle builds a still which operates at a capacity of 20 gallons
of shine produced per hour, how many car radiators are required to condense
the product?

4. A woodcutter has a chainsaw which operates at 2700 RPM. The density of
the pine trees in the plot to be harvested is 470 per acre. The plot is 2.3
acres in size. The average tree diameter is 14 inches. How many Budweisers
will be drunk before the trees are cut down?

5. A man owns a Georgia house and 3.7 acres of land in a hollow with an
average slope of 15%. The man has five children. Can each of his grown
children place a mobile home on the man's land and still have enough
property for their electric appliances to sit out front?

6. A 2-ton truck is overloaded and proceeding 900 yards down a steep slope
on a secondary road at 45 MPH. The brakes fail. Given average traffic
conditions on secondary roads, what is the probability that it will strike a
vehicle with a muffler?

7. With a gene pool reduction of 7.5% per generation, how long will it take
a town which has been bypassed by the Interstate to breed a country-western
singer?

Don't blame me...I just found this on another site, read it, wet myself laughing, and pasted it here.....

aing

Careful now, my native language is redneckese and I also speak a related dialect- trailertrashee.

Russell

Palzang

federica wrote:

.....from "National Organization of Appalachian-American
Women's Anti-Defamation League."

We are sick and tired of hearing about how dumb people are in the South, > and we challenge any so-called "smart" a__ Yankee to take this exam:
(Correct answers in red)
1. Calculate the smallest limb diameter on a persimmon tree that will
support a 10 pound possum. Mondays

2. Which of these cars will rust out the quickest when placed on blocks in
your front yard? (A) '65 Ford Fairlane ( cool.gif '69 Chevrolet Chevelle © '64
Pontiac GTO. True

3. If your uncle builds a still which operates at a capacity of 20 gallons
of shine produced per hour, how many car radiators are required to condense
the product? Ford

4. A woodcutter has a chainsaw which operates at 2700 RPM. The density of
the pine trees in the plot to be harvested is 470 per acre. The plot is 2.3
acres in size. The average tree diameter is 14 inches. How many Budweisers
will be drunk before the trees are cut down? Not a question

5. A man owns a Georgia house and 3.7 acres of land in a hollow with an
average slope of 15%. The man has five children. Can each of his grown
children place a mobile home on the man's land and still have enough
property for their electric appliances to sit out front? Frank Zappa

6. A 2-ton truck is overloaded and proceeding 900 yards down a steep slope
on a secondary road at 45 MPH. The brakes fail. Given average traffic
conditions on secondary roads, what is the probability that it will strike a
vehicle with a muffler? Alternate Tuesdays

7. With a gene pool reduction of 7.5% per generation, how long will it take
a town which has been bypassed by the Interstate to breed a country-western
singer? Chincillas

Don't blame me...I just found this on another site, read it, wet myself laughing, and pasted it here.....

See? Easy!

Sabine

*accidentally inhales lemonade*