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OUCH!

SimonthepilgrimSimonthepilgrim Veteran
edited August 2007 in Arts & Writings
Today, 21 July 2007, in some places the feast of Our Lady, Mother of Mercy, Emperor Bush II will be undergoing a colonscopy (couldn't happen to a nicer guy!)

In accordance with the Constitution, the VP will assume all imperial power by interim.

Your prayers are asked for the safety of the world and all beings during this time of extreme danger.

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  • SimonthepilgrimSimonthepilgrim Veteran
    edited July 2007
    Apparently they only went part-way: a semicolonoscopy LOL

    And they removed some benign polyps. I am reminded of a letter that Evelyn Waugh wrote to The Times when it was reported that Randolph Churchill (Winston's rather unpleasant son) had had a benign growth removed. He said something along the lines that "medical science is wonderful. Doctors have found the only benign part of him and removed it."
  • BrigidBrigid Veteran
    edited July 2007
    LOL!!!!
  • inthedharmainthedharma
    edited July 2007
    LMAO
  • mouthfulofclaymouthfulofclay
    edited July 2007
    This is seriously gross (in a funny way, but still, my stomache turns). Can anyone explain to me why my president's colonoscopy is a news item? Next: "Bush's viagra is working well, folks. No need to worry about him taking out his sexual aggressions in more overt and harmful wa.... oooop. Nevermind."

    Well, I'm off to vomit now.
  • federicafederica Seeker of the clear blue sky... Its better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to speak out and remove all doubt Moderator
    edited July 2007
    Apparently, when he dies, he's left his brain to medical science, but they're thinking of using it for a brian transplant instead, because it's never been used.....
  • PalzangPalzang Veteran
    edited July 2007
    He has a brain?! Now, that's much more interesting news than his bloody (excuse the pun) polyps!

    Palzang
  • PadawanPadawan Veteran
    edited July 2007
    I heard tell that Bush went into the doctors, because he thought he had a frog growing out of his backside. When the doctor asked him 'When did you first notice this?' the frog replied: "Well, doc- it started off as a boil on my head...":crazy:
  • BrigidBrigid Veteran
    edited July 2007
    LOL!! Good one!! Nice to see you again, Padawan!
  • MagwangMagwang Veteran
    edited July 2007
    wolverton.jpg
  • SimonthepilgrimSimonthepilgrim Veteran
    edited July 2007
    We all thought that the head up there was Tony Blair's, Magwang.
  • NirvanaNirvana aka BUBBA   `     `   South Carolina, USA Veteran
    edited July 2007
    His head and his alimentary canal's last couple of feet are not Mr. Bush's real problem.

    Not at all.

    Has anyone ever thought for a moment that the Impostor has any vestige of a heart?

    (I keep a lookin' for a heart of Gold
    And I'm growin' old.    )

    EDIT: You Brits believe in Dr. Evil, too? Mr. Cheney, God Help Us!
    Simonthepilgrim wrote:
    Today, 21 July 2007, in some places the feast of Our Lady, Mother of Mercy, Emperor Bush II will be undergoing a colonscopy (couldn't happen to a nicer guy!)

    In accordance with the Constitution, the VP will assume all imperial power by interim.

    Your prayers are asked for the safety of the world and all beings during this time of extreme danger.
  • buddhafootbuddhafoot Veteran
    edited July 2007
    I'm surprised that Cheney didn't shoot anyone in the face during this brief power shift.

    -bf
  • federicafederica Seeker of the clear blue sky... Its better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to speak out and remove all doubt Moderator
    edited July 2007
    ....Is it any coincidence that Bush is currently enjoying a meeting with "Brown"?

    or is that a BS of a different kind? :D
  • BrigidBrigid Veteran
    edited August 2007
    LMAO!
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