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Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road?
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Seeker of the clear blue sky...Its better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to speak out and remove all doubt Moderator
George W. Bush: "We don't care why. We just wanna know if the chicken is on our side of the road or not. There is no Middle Ground!"
Tony Blair: "I agree with George."
Ronald Reagan: "What Chicken?"
John Lennon: "Imagine all the chickens in the world, crossing the Roads together... it's easy if you try...."
Hans Blix: "We have reason to believe there was a chicken, and that there is a possibility that there is even a road, but we have not as yet been given access to verify these facts...."
Grandpa: "In my day, we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road. Somebody tole us the chicken crossed the road, and durn it, that was good 'nuff fer us....!"
Aristotle: "It is in the nature of the chicken to cross the road."
Zen Buddhism: "What is the sound of a chicken crossing the road?"
Karl Marx: "It was an historic inevitability."
Sigmund Freud: "The fact that you are at all concerned that the chicken crossed the road reveals your underlying sexual insecurity."
Bill Gates: "eChicken2005 will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents balance your chequebook and internet eggsplorer is an integral part of eChicken2005."
Albert Einstein: "Did the chicken really cross the road, or was it in fact the road moving beneath its feet?"
Bill Clinton: "I - Never - Had - Sex - With - That - Chicken - !!"
The Bible: "And Lo! The Lord came down and told the chicken: THOU SHALT CROSS THE ROAD! And Yea the chicken didst crosseth the road, and there was much rejoicing!"
Colonel Sanders:"Dang! Did I miss one?!?"
Tony Blair: "I agree with George."
Ronald Reagan: "What Chicken?"
John Lennon: "Imagine all the chickens in the world, crossing the Roads together... it's easy if you try...."
Hans Blix: "We have reason to believe there was a chicken, and that there is a possibility that there is even a road, but we have not as yet been given access to verify these facts...."
Grandpa: "In my day, we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road. Somebody tole us the chicken crossed the road, and durn it, that was good 'nuff fer us....!"
Aristotle: "It is in the nature of the chicken to cross the road."
Zen Buddhism: "What is the sound of a chicken crossing the road?"
Karl Marx: "It was an historic inevitability."
Sigmund Freud: "The fact that you are at all concerned that the chicken crossed the road reveals your underlying sexual insecurity."
Bill Gates: "eChicken2005 will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents balance your chequebook and internet eggsplorer is an integral part of eChicken2005."
Albert Einstein: "Did the chicken really cross the road, or was it in fact the road moving beneath its feet?"
Bill Clinton: "I - Never - Had - Sex - With - That - Chicken - !!"
The Bible: "And Lo! The Lord came down and told the chicken: THOU SHALT CROSS THE ROAD! And Yea the chicken didst crosseth the road, and there was much rejoicing!"
Colonel Sanders:"Dang! Did I miss one?!?"
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