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So this Buddhist walks up to a hot dog stand...

MountainsMountains Veteran
edited November 2010 in General Banter
And says "Make me one with everything"

Bah-dump-bump!

Sorry, just heard that, and it's probably old as dirt, but I thought it was funny :)

Comments

  • unsuiunsui
    edited November 2010
    Jesus saves. Buddha does incremental back ups.

    :D
  • NomaDBuddhaNomaDBuddha Scalpel wielder :) Bucharest Veteran
    edited November 2010
    Mountains wrote: »
    And says "Make me one with everything"

    Bah-dump-bump!

    Sorry, just heard that, and it's probably old as dirt, but I thought it was funny :)

    And, the Chinese hot-dog vendor says : " it's 1 $". The Buddhist gives him a note of 20$ and receives n ochange. He ask the vendor where is the change, and the vendor replies : " The change comes from within."
  • CloudCloud Veteran
    edited November 2010
    :D
  • MountainsMountains Veteran
    edited November 2010
    Oh, you guys are good!

    :)
  • Love-N-PeaceLove-N-Peace Veteran
    edited November 2010
    Mountains wrote: »
    And says "Make me one with everything"

    Bah-dump-bump!

    Sorry, just heard that, and it's probably old as dirt, but I thought it was funny :)

    don't get it :(
  • MountainsMountains Veteran
    edited November 2010
    LoveNPeace wrote: »
    don't get it :(


    Seriously, or are you joking? :)
  • Love-N-PeaceLove-N-Peace Veteran
    edited November 2010
    Don't make me feel worse! *runs off crying*
  • Love-N-PeaceLove-N-Peace Veteran
    edited November 2010
    No. No I don't get it. No joke. Explain.
  • Love-N-PeaceLove-N-Peace Veteran
    edited November 2010
    Well I don't get the bad dump bump
  • Love-N-PeaceLove-N-Peace Veteran
    edited November 2010
    A Zen master once said to me, "Do the opposite of whatever I tell you."
    So I didn't.

    I like this one. It isn't major DEEP though
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