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At a hotel restaurant, a man sees an attractive woman sitting alone at the next table. Suddenly, she sneezes, and a glass eye comes flying out of her eye socket. It hurls by the man, and he snatches … (View Post)
A little girl asked her Mom, “Where do humans come from?” Her Mom answered, “God made Adam and Eve and they had children and that’s who we all descend from.” A few days later the girl asked her Dad t… (View Post)
I was taught the saying is "These boots are made for walking, and that's just what they'll do. One of these days these boots are going to carry you when you are too tired to walk along the beach… (View Post)