favorite graffiti

genkaku

As a spin-off from the jokes thread, I wondered if anyone had any favorite (not too raunchy) graffiti.

Three of my favorites:

Man without God is like a fish without a bicycle.

A kiss that lasts forever is a strange gift.

and, above a urinal in Berlin,

Piss quick -- crabs swim upstream!

kayte

genkaku- do altered signs count? If so, how about this one-

Please neuter your pets ...and weird friends and relatives

kayte

Artificial Intelligence is no match for Natural Stupidity.

genkaku

Not exactly a graffito, but rather a maxim in the same vein from La Rochefoucauld: "The wisdom of the mass is inversely proportionate to its number."

kayte

Charm is telling someone to go to hell in such a way that they look forward to the trip.

kayte

I became self employed and I still have a jerk for a boss.

kayte

I've got to throw some Rodney Dangerfield in here, he was the best. Not exactly one liners, but short and funny:

I came from a real tough neighborhood. I put my hand in some cement and felt another hand.

My psychiatrist told me I was crazy and I said I want a second opinion. He said okay, you're ugly too.

I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me. He said I was being ridiculous - everyone hasn't met me yet.

I was so ugly my mother used to feed me with a sling shot.

I haven't spoken to my wife in years. I didn't want to interrupt her.

I had plenty of pimples as a kid. One day I fell asleep in the library. When I woke up, a blind man was reading my face.

kayte

A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.