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Is there a line between sanity and insanity?
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Once upon a time there was a little bird who refused to fly south for the winter. His friends argued and begged, but the little bird was adamant: He wasn't going. So the other birds flew off and the little bird remained. Pretty soon, the wind began to blow and the snow began to fall and the temperature dropped precipitously. The little bird began to rethink his earlier decision. Finally, he made up his mind and took off after his friends.
Alas, he was too late. Ice began to form on his wings. It grew harder and harder to fly. He tried and tried, but at last he was was just too exhausted and fell to earth, convinced that he would die.
As it happened, the little bird landed in a cow pasture and as he lay there waiting for death to take him, a passing cow crapped on him. The manure thawed his body and wings. The little bird was so overjoyed that he began to sing. A passing cat heard the singing, dug through the manure, found the little bird and promptly ate him.
There are three morals to this story:
1. Not everyone who shits on you is necessarily your enemy.
2. Not everyone who gets you out of the shit is necessarily your friend.
and
3. If you're happy in your own (sane or insane) pile of shit, keep your mouth shut.
Sane means to abstain from doing things that you know have bad results, even if you like doing them. Sane means to do things that have good results, even though you may not like doing them.
I think skydiving is insane, however people do it all the time. Your mileage may vary, just sayin'.
"When we remember that we are all insane, the mysteries disappear and life
stands explained." MARK TWAIN
Then there was the Buddhist monk who said to a hot dog vendor -- "Make me one with everything."
_/\_
:thumbsup:
Parents get it from their children."
I like the one that goes,
"If your parents had no children, it's highly likely that you won't either."
huh........?
That would be best for you.
And why wouldn't he?
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or this one?
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