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Jewish Buddhism
ZenLunatic
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Fed's daily moment of zen post reminded me of this. Enjoy!
The Lotus and the Mishpokheh -- The Principles of Jewish Buddhism
1. Let your mind be as a floating cloud. Let your stillness be as the
wooded glen. And sit up straight. You'll never meet the Buddha with
such round shoulders.
2. There is no escaping karma. In a previous life, you never called,
you never wrote, you never visited. And whose fault was that?
3. Wherever you go, there you are. Your luggage is another story.
4. To practice Zen and the art of Jewish motorcycle maintenance, do
the following: get rid of the motorcycle. What were you thinking?
5. Be aware of your body. Be aware of your perceptions. Keep in mind
that not every physical sensation is a symptom of a terminal illness.
6. If there is no self, whose arthritis is this?
7. Breathe in. Breathe out. Breathe in. Breathe out. Forget this and
attaining Enlightenment will be the least of your problems.
8. The Tao has no expectations. The Tao demands nothing of others. The
Tao does not speak. The Tao does not blame. The Tao does not take
sides. The Tao is not Jewish.
9. Drink tea and nourish life. With the first sip, joy. With the
second, satisfaction. With the third, Danish.
10. The Buddha taught that one should practice loving kindness to all
sentient beings. Still, would it kill you to find a nice sentient being
who happens to be Jewish?
11. Be patient and achieve a l things. Be impatient and achieve all
things faster.
12. To Find the Buddha, look within. Deep inside you are ten thousand
flowers. Each flower blossoms ten thousand times. Each blossom has ten
thousand petals. You might want to see a specialist.
13. Be here now. Be someplace else later. Is that so complicated?
14. Zen is not easy. It takes effort to attain nothingness. And then
what do you have? Bupkes! (nothing)
The Lotus and the Mishpokheh -- The Principles of Jewish Buddhism
1. Let your mind be as a floating cloud. Let your stillness be as the
wooded glen. And sit up straight. You'll never meet the Buddha with
such round shoulders.
2. There is no escaping karma. In a previous life, you never called,
you never wrote, you never visited. And whose fault was that?
3. Wherever you go, there you are. Your luggage is another story.
4. To practice Zen and the art of Jewish motorcycle maintenance, do
the following: get rid of the motorcycle. What were you thinking?
5. Be aware of your body. Be aware of your perceptions. Keep in mind
that not every physical sensation is a symptom of a terminal illness.
6. If there is no self, whose arthritis is this?
7. Breathe in. Breathe out. Breathe in. Breathe out. Forget this and
attaining Enlightenment will be the least of your problems.
8. The Tao has no expectations. The Tao demands nothing of others. The
Tao does not speak. The Tao does not blame. The Tao does not take
sides. The Tao is not Jewish.
9. Drink tea and nourish life. With the first sip, joy. With the
second, satisfaction. With the third, Danish.
10. The Buddha taught that one should practice loving kindness to all
sentient beings. Still, would it kill you to find a nice sentient being
who happens to be Jewish?
11. Be patient and achieve a l things. Be impatient and achieve all
things faster.
12. To Find the Buddha, look within. Deep inside you are ten thousand
flowers. Each flower blossoms ten thousand times. Each blossom has ten
thousand petals. You might want to see a specialist.
13. Be here now. Be someplace else later. Is that so complicated?
14. Zen is not easy. It takes effort to attain nothingness. And then
what do you have? Bupkes! (nothing)
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Comments
"Naomi, crossing your legs you'll get varicose veins! what's wrong with a chair, already?!"
She still laughs about it now, each time she sits to meditate.....
My mother was famous for saying things like that as well. <Sigh!> She used to drive me nuts saying things like that, but I just learned to take it with a grain of salt.
Adiana