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I'm a Buddhist

BrianBrian Detroit, MI Moderator
edited February 2012 in General Banter
An image meme that's been going around. Found this one on Reddit /r/buddhism today, laughed:

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Comments

  • ArjquadArjquad Veteran
    This is true.
  • shanyinshanyin Novice Yogin Sault Ontario Veteran
    i second that, th is is true
  • VastmindVastmind Memphis, TN Veteran
    ROFLMAO
  • shanyinshanyin Novice Yogin Sault Ontario Veteran
    jk I totally sacrifice women on an alter.. the truth has come out!!
  • Lady_AlisonLady_Alison Veteran
    Thanks Brian...living in the Bible belt of Texas, I am pretty much either a hippey or Satan worshipper...lol.

    Awesome.
  • DaltheJigsawDaltheJigsaw Mountain View Veteran
    Just awesome! Thank you:!:)
  • ArjquadArjquad Veteran
    Thanks Brian...living in the Bible belt of Texas, I am pretty much either a hippey or Satan worshipper...lol.

    Awesome.
    Why not both?
  • ittybittybatittybittybat
    Hahaha! That's so true
  • Lady_AlisonLady_Alison Veteran
    @arjquad lol

    I have to alternate my Birkenstocks with my black toe curled shoes and my broom is out of commission. . . I'm waiting for my black cloak to get out of the cleaners.
  • JeffreyJeffrey Veteran
    I'm waiting for all the butterflies in summer

    Photobucket
  • Lady_AlisonLady_Alison Veteran
    Poor @Jeffrey...is it the winter....are you tired of it? Where do you live anyway? Sounds cold.
  • JeffreyJeffrey Veteran
    edited February 2012
    Can't you see from the photo? That's a candid shot of me. Having an Na beer after a salty soup settling. I sits and drinks.

    You guessed it though. I was thinking of summer days.

    @ Brian, My parents think this is my diary.
  • AMHAMH
    very true and funny, not so much my parents but certainly some neighbors I have had. It is just sad for the kids when they don't to have friends over because of the smell of animal sacrifice and the orgies.
  • RichardHRichardH Veteran
    The meme phenomena is fascination.
  • Lady_AlisonLady_Alison Veteran
    Ah, and the headless chickens...let's not forget about that...bowls of chicken blood poured over the unholy altar of Baal.
  • JeffreyJeffrey Veteran
    With stone temple pilots playing in the background.
  • Lady_AlisonLady_Alison Veteran
    Lol...or black Sabbath...sacrifice, sacrifice...

    I think we need a virgin...@ittybittybat....maybe her?
  • RichardHRichardH Veteran
    If you are getting grief for practising Buddhism, coldly wave off family and neighbours on the matter. Give no time to their judgements and opinions, until they respect it as the new normal. Then you can forget about being a Buddhist, and be a softy again. Social ostracism for practising Buddhism is bullshit.
  • Lady_AlisonLady_Alison Veteran
    Amen, Richard. Amen.
  • ZenBadgerZenBadger Derbyshire, UK Veteran
    Everyone I know is cool with Buddhism. Unfortunately they are several steps to the right of Eric Cartman when it comes to hippies...
  • LesCLesC Bermuda Veteran

    In my Sangha, we've had to stop sacrificing virgins, because they're getting so hard to find!!!

  • SpinyNorman2SpinyNorman2
    Everyone I know is cool with Buddhism. Unfortunately they are several steps to the right of Eric Cartman when it comes to hippies...
    I love Eric Cartman, especially when he says "respect my authoritay"
    :)
  • BekenzeBekenze
    In my Sangha, we've had to stop sacrificing virgins, because they're getting so hard to find!!!
    That is when you move on to sacrificing babies.
  • JeffreyJeffrey Veteran
    What was your Original face before you had sex? yuck yuck
  • NikkiGemGirlNikkiGemGirl
    This is marvelous, haha. Thanks for sharing :)
  • federicafederica Seeker of the clear blue sky... Its better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to speak out and remove all doubt Moderator
    What's a 'meme'?...Oh, wait....I think I asked that already...... :crazy:

    :lol:
  • VastmindVastmind Memphis, TN Veteran
    What's a 'meme'?..

    :lol:

    LOLOLOLOL...I had to look it up :)
    My IT friend at work had to explain the 'concept' behind them.

    meme.....fancy name for a poster online...or a bumper sticker online.


  • ArjquadArjquad Veteran
    In my Sangha, we've had to stop sacrificing virgins, because they're getting so hard to find!!!
    That is when you move on to sacrificing babies.
    That's the atheist thing.
  • sovasova delocalized fractyllic harmonizing Veteran
    You guys are absurd and I love you. hahaha that image is so good.

    @LesC, sorry you have run out of virgins at your sangha, I will see if we have any extra
  • skullchinskullchin Veteran
    edited February 2012
    @federica, I'll tell you what "meme" means if you tell me what "zeitgeist" means??!
  • ThailandTomThailandTom Veteran
    haha great, that has a lot of truth in it. Nice one.
  • ZenBadgerZenBadger Derbyshire, UK Veteran
    sorry you have run out of virgins at your sangha, I will see if we have any extra
    You can't just knock up a new batch of virgins in your shed you know...
  • ittybittybatittybittybat
    Lol...or black Sabbath...sacrifice, sacrifice...

    I think we need a virgin...@ittybittybat....maybe her?
    I ain't goin' down without a fight.
  • praxispraxis
    @federica, I'll tell you what "meme" means if you tell me what "zeitgeist" means??!
    Memes are like M&M's, candy for the hungry nihilist. :)
  • federicafederica Seeker of the clear blue sky... Its better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to speak out and remove all doubt Moderator
    @federica, I'll tell you what "meme" means if you tell me what "zeitgeist" means??!
    It means the flavour, style of the current times, whatever's the general mood or running theme, the defining spirit....

    Oh.... hang on......I think I know what you're getting at...... :D

  • Lady_AlisonLady_Alison Veteran
    Bump for newbies.
  • LesCLesC Bermuda Veteran
    sorry you have run out of virgins at your sangha, I will see if we have any extra
    You can't just knock up a new batch of virgins in your shed you know...
    I have to tell you @ZenBadger that your post is funnier than you may have known. Not sure if you are from the UK or not, but in the UK you would have had them rolling in the aisles!!

    In the UK the phrase "to knock up" refers to getting a girl pregnant. In that light, your post is hysterical!!! Thanks for that EXCELLENT pun!!!

    Les


  • ZenBadgerZenBadger Derbyshire, UK Veteran
    Up here in Sheffield, before they had cheap alarm clocks you could pay a lad to knock you up in the morning for a few pennies a week...:-)

    (all puns intended!)
  • federicafederica Seeker of the clear blue sky... Its better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to speak out and remove all doubt Moderator
    and he could tell the time.....how?

    the thing to do, if you want to know the time accurately, is to find a bedroom window that's slightly ajar, and start making as loud a din as you can.
    someone is bound to come to the window, and bellow angrily-,
    "who the *&$%"$@~# is making that *&$"@#~ing racket at three o'clock in the morning - ?!!?"

    sorted!
  • ownerof1000oddsocksownerof1000oddsocks Veteran
    The blackbird is always a good sign of that.

  • seeker242seeker242 Zen Florida, USA Veteran
    I saw this one today. Better I think! :)

    image
  • raineraine
    Bahaha so funny!
  • federicafederica Seeker of the clear blue sky... Its better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to speak out and remove all doubt Moderator
    the 'mom' picture is freaky...... the what i do - is exactly me!! :lol:
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