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And this is why I need to delete my Facebook!

DaltheJigsawDaltheJigsaw Mountain View Veteran
edited April 2012 in General Banter
This girl on my facebook said this: i just hella farted and it smells so fricken bad! hmm, it must of been those enchiladas from last night or the burrito from last week...the toilet is calling my name!!!

HOLY SMOKES!!! REALLY? NOOO, REALLY? LOL!

I GUESS she is being honest? But really?
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  • Btw...you should set your Facebook to private...I just cyberstalked you today without adding you as a friend...btw, I didn't know they sold makeup for guys...what's upbwith the model pics...you look Photoshoped lol..."I'm sexy and I know it "...lol
  • Two quick tips to better your life:

    Get a lawyer.
    Delete Facebook.
  • Op was funny! Nasty!

    I fart on my cat on purpose and trap her in real good under the covers!

    Come on, Leon! I know why you can't eat peanut butter...

    Explosive diahrrea!
  • DaltheJigsawDaltheJigsaw Mountain View Veteran
    Btw...you should set your Facebook to private...I just cyberstalked you today without adding you as a friend...btw, I didn't know they sold makeup for guys...what's upbwith the model pics...you look Photoshoped lol..."I'm sexy and I know it "...lol
    It is private? Are you serious? Weird! Nah, those photos are me, no Photoshop. A little bit of make-up, however. And those pictures are so old! It's when my ego was bursting with flames! lol.
  • DaltheJigsawDaltheJigsaw Mountain View Veteran
    Op was funny! Nasty!

    I fart on my cat on purpose and trap her in real good under the covers!

    Come on, Leon! I know why you can't eat peanut butter...

    Explosive diahrrea!
    It's weird. I think. I mean literally people are posting everything on there. Even when they are on a toilet. Lol.
  • DakiniDakini Veteran
    Which fb page are you talking about, @Lady_Alison? You got me curious, so I looked him up, and he has 2 pages. One as Leon Basin, and one as Leonid Basin.

    I don't have facebook (I'm playing it cool, like Bekenze says: incognito), so I couldn't see anything but a couple of photos on the Leonid page, and they're nothing like what you describe.
  • Btw...you should set your Facebook to private...I just cyberstalked you today without adding you as a friend...btw, I didn't know they sold makeup for guys...what's upbwith the model pics...you look Photoshoped lol..."I'm sexy and I know it "...lol
    It is private? Are you serious? Weird! Nah, those photos are me, no Photoshop. A little bit of make-up, however. And those pictures are so old! It's when my ego was bursting with flames! lol.
    Check your settings again. I was on my friends profile (I don't have Facebook) and I looked you up...I easily accessed your wall and pics on both profiles...you have a lot of friends...still, it should be private.
  • DakiniDakini Veteran
    I don't have facebook, and I wasn't able to access anything on Leon's fb.
  • @dakini...if you have an account or are on someone's account like I was you can see his model pics...the nature ones...some air hockey one and others...his albums...you didn't go in BC you don't have a profile.
  • Leonid basin doesn't have hardly anything...oh and some dog that looks like a weiner
  • DakiniDakini Veteran
    ok, I guess I'm not missing much.

    Russians/Ukes and modelling--it kinda comes with the territory, y'know?
  • DaltheJigsawDaltheJigsaw Mountain View Veteran
    Lol! I Deactivated! Hope I can make it last for a few months. :) Wish me Luck!
  • ok, I guess I'm not missing much.

    Russians/Ukes and modelling--it kinda comes with the territory, y'know?
    I don't follow? I like Leon now...he looks real...even alittle pale which is nice...a little beer gut don't hurt anyone.

    Flaming ego was more like LA metro sexual!

    I like this Leon...simple, kind and eccentric!
  • Flaming ego was more like LA metro sexual!
    :lol: Omg, that's funny.
  • @leonbasin. You know I'm kidding dude! Much love! Just wanna make you laugh! Lol..
  • DaltheJigsawDaltheJigsaw Mountain View Veteran
    @leonbasin. You know I'm kidding dude! Much love! Just wanna make you laugh! Lol..
    Hehe! Much love to you as well! You aren't hurting my feelings! You are making me laugh!:) THANK YOU!:) HOpe you having a good day!
  • I cancelled mine awhile ago with that friend issue. The problem is that there are people who I only communicate with through facebook like cousins I don't see. I did unfriend my kids for bad language, I ended up with a lot of Mormon kids I worked with at Target because they didn't say rude things. I don't trust any privacy settings so I figure I will just keep it clean.
  • DaltheJigsawDaltheJigsaw Mountain View Veteran
    I cancelled mine awhile ago with that friend issue. The problem is that there are people who I only communicate with through facebook like cousins I don't see. I did unfriend my kids for bad language, I ended up with a lot of Mormon kids I worked with at Target because they didn't say rude things. I don't trust any privacy settings so I figure I will just keep it clean.
    There is always a phone and an email?
  • Btw...you should set your Facebook to private...I just cyberstalked you today without adding you as a friend...btw, I didn't know they sold makeup for guys...what's upbwith the model pics...you look Photoshoped lol..."I'm sexy and I know it "...lol
    baaahahahahaha
  • I deleted mine twice, but now I mostly use it for keeping pics to save memory on my laptop, but also I keep in touch with a select number of friends and family. FB is a tool, you can easily ignore the people who post mindless crud. I have done so in the past, like my constant Steven Hawking jokes, example. "when will steven hawking be entered into robot wars?"
  • zombiegirlzombiegirl beating the drum of the lifeless in a dry wasteland Veteran
    Are you sure that original post wasn't a result of her friend hacking her? My friends steal my phone all of the time and post random stuff to fb when I'm not looking.

    The best was when my friend stole my other friend's phone and "came out of the closet" (she isn't really a lesbian, obviously). Some of her friends and family were like, "I always knew it! Congratulations!" OOooh, she was pissed. Hehe. We already tease her because she acts like such a dyke and likes all of the same things that my girlfriend and I do.

    I keep thinking about deleting my fb... but I can never really bring myself to do it.
  • To be honest facebook has caused many many problems worldwide, but it has also helped to reunite the people as a global species IMO. You got the odd jerk commenting about racism etc, but it is one sign that as a race we are coming together.
  • ToshTosh Veteran

    I fart on my cat on purpose and trap her in real good under the covers!
    The correct and technical term for this act is a 'Dutch Oven'.

  • ToshTosh Veteran
    edited April 2012
    I deleted my old facebook account; it was just full of people I didn't want any contact with. Old soldier friends, for example, were always trying to get me to a reunion; and I know they'd make it their mission to get me to drink. I couldn't be bothered with all that so deleted my account.

    I have really just Buddhist friends or A.A.ers on there now, facebook is great for arranging stuff, especially when multiple people are involved.
  • I deleted my facebook account ages ago and don't miss it. Really,if people want to get in touch they can phone, e-mail or why not do something really radical? Pop in for chat if they live close by?
  • DairyLamaDairyLama Veteran Veteran
    Two quick tips to better your life:

    Get a lawyer.
    Delete Facebook.
    Get rid of lawyers.
    Delete Facebook
    :D
  • You could always send a trained monkey, they are already able to ride mini bikes and segways, so why not deliver messages... I have video proof if you don't believe me LOL. But on a more serious note, I don't have a fone and very rarely use facebook, most of my communication is by mouth, email or exchanged looks :eek2:
  • I never bought in to the Facebook fad...we had a friend that was addicted to Facebook. Her friendships and marriage were suffering since she was always online...finally one day her computer froze ...in anger she banged a fist on the keyboard of her laptop and it didn't come back on except a blue screen. She went through some withdrawals even offering to baby sit for free so she could get online at her friends...we had to stage an intervention, now she is doing better but only gets online a couple of hours aday...

    I think social networks are addicting. Like crack.
  • I never bought in to the Facebook fad...we had a friend that was addicted to Facebook. Her friendships and marriage were suffering since she was always online...finally one day her computer froze ...in anger she banged a fist on the keyboard of her laptop and it didn't come back on except a blue screen. She went through some withdrawals even offering to baby sit for free so she could get online at her friends...we had to stage an intervention, now she is doing better but only gets online a couple of hours aday...

    I think social networks are addicting. Like crack.
    Lol addicting maybe, but mentally addictive to SOME people. Crack is a physical addiction that is an intense instatant buzz as it sends most of the chemicals straight into your blood stream through the alveoli. It has a profound effect on the brain in a very short period of time. But I can see and I have heard of some cases where people have bcome addited to social networks.
  • ZeroZero Veteran
    edited April 2012
    ...the toilet is calling my name!!!
    But really?
    hahaha - I dunno Leon... knowing there is a girl out there turtle heading generally brightened up my day... always welcome dump updates!!! hahaha :D keep your facebook - LMAO over here!
  • DaltheJigsawDaltheJigsaw Mountain View Veteran
    I never bought in to the Facebook fad...we had a friend that was addicted to Facebook. Her friendships and marriage were suffering since she was always online...finally one day her computer froze ...in anger she banged a fist on the keyboard of her laptop and it didn't come back on except a blue screen. She went through some withdrawals even offering to baby sit for free so she could get online at her friends...we had to stage an intervention, now she is doing better but only gets online a couple of hours aday...

    I think social networks are addicting. Like crack.
    WOW!
  • DaltheJigsawDaltheJigsaw Mountain View Veteran
    ...the toilet is calling my name!!!
    But really?
    hahaha - I dunno Leon... knowing there is a girl out there turtle heading generally brightened up my day... always welcome dump updates!!! hahaha :D keep your facebook - LMAO over here!
    HAHA!
  • The famous turtle heading girl, she has become famous on a buddhist website, who would have known. Leon, you need to introduce us :)
  • genkakugenkaku Northampton, Mass. U.S.A. Veteran
    Two quick tips to better your life:

    Get a lawyer.
    Delete Facebook.
    Good advice, I think.

  • B5CB5C Veteran
    Better option: Unsubscribe her
  • if it'sa problem delete it or her...

    it that easy
  • zombiegirlzombiegirl beating the drum of the lifeless in a dry wasteland Veteran
    The famous turtle heading girl, she has become famous on a buddhist website, who would have known. Leon, you need to introduce us :)
    ...And then she entered jhana, emerged, and quickly gained the insights of enlightenment.

    Doh!
  • DaltheJigsawDaltheJigsaw Mountain View Veteran
    I have known this girl for at least 8 years. I feel bad.
  • DakiniDakini Veteran
    I deleted my facebook account ages ago and don't miss it. Really,if people want to get in touch they can phone, e-mail or why not do something really radical? Pop in for chat if they live close by?
    I'm a firm believer in reviving the old custom of visiting. In person visiting. Does anyone remember what that's like anymore?

  • zombiegirlzombiegirl beating the drum of the lifeless in a dry wasteland Veteran
    I have known this girl for at least 8 years. I feel bad.
    You can hide people's posts from your feed without them knowing. I did this to my "aunt"(She was married into my family until she cheated on my uncle, now she's just my cousins' mom, as far as I'm concerned) because she became super right wing, super into guns, super anti-pretty much everything I support... and I'm quite certain she probably doesn't like gays very much, but she knows better than to voice that one, lol.
  • @leonbasin and @thailandtom... i was on facebook today using my friend's account. I can still see your facebook wall and ALL your pics and friends... i thought there was a way to have some sort of privacy... just a heads up! Now if I was logged out and i tried to google you I would not be able to see it unless i logged in...

  • You don't even know my surname Lady Alison :P so you would not be able to google it. That is unless you asked Leon :eek: Leon, shut your pie hole!!!

    @zombiegirl hahaha fnny comment for the morning in thailand.

    @Leon try not to feel bad, things annoy all of us from time to time. If you care about this friendship then just take the comments with a pinch of salt and realize that like many others, she is just getting really sucked into the realms of facebook. If they are too much for you then hife her posts.
  • @Thailandtom...I easily found you they Leon's friend's I just typed in Tom...duh! There was tall white handsome!
  • Yes but can you see everything within our profiles without adding us, or is it simple a name, a profile pic and that kind of stuff? If it is the whole shabang, then maybe I should look into the privacy settings in facebook. Anyway I am off out on my bike again, can't beat riding around on a bike in thailand, too much fun!
  • DaltheJigsawDaltheJigsaw Mountain View Veteran
    I deleted my facebook account ages ago and don't miss it. Really,if people want to get in touch they can phone, e-mail or why not do something really radical? Pop in for chat if they live close by?
    I'm a firm believer in reviving the old custom of visiting. In person visiting. Does anyone remember what that's like anymore?

    I do! That is what I'm trying to do!
  • DaltheJigsawDaltheJigsaw Mountain View Veteran
    @leonbasin and @thailandtom... i was on facebook today using my friend's account. I can still see your facebook wall and ALL your pics and friends... i thought there was a way to have some sort of privacy... just a heads up! Now if I was logged out and i tried to google you I would not be able to see it unless i logged in...

    I deactivated? Can you still see me?
  • DakiniDakini Veteran
    I do! That is what I'm trying to do!
    How refreshing! Good for you. But...didn't you say you're working full time and going to school full time? How do you manage that? Sounds strenuous. When do you have time for visiting?

  • DaltheJigsawDaltheJigsaw Mountain View Veteran
    You don't even know my surname Lady Alison :P so you would not be able to google it. That is unless you asked Leon :eek: Leon, shut your pie hole!!!

    @zombiegirl hahaha fnny comment for the morning in thailand.

    @Leon try not to feel bad, things annoy all of us from time to time. If you care about this friendship then just take the comments with a pinch of salt and realize that like many others, she is just getting really sucked into the realms of facebook. If they are too much for you then hife her posts.
    :)
  • DaltheJigsawDaltheJigsaw Mountain View Veteran
    I do! That is what I'm trying to do!
    How refreshing! Good for you. But...didn't you say you're working full time and going to school full time? How do you manage that? Sounds strenuous. When do you have time for visiting?

    Saturday and Sundays!:) Some Fridays too!
  • DaltheJigsawDaltheJigsaw Mountain View Veteran
    And I am trying to learn piano!:)
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