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I have piddled myself with excitement!

ZaylZayl Veteran
edited July 2012 in General Banter


BEHOLD! the future is now! It's a bit gimmicky and slow, and loaded with non lethal weaponry. With features such as the "smile to shoot" system where the guns only activate when the pilot is smiling, as well as the ability to control it remotely from your smart phone, it is more flashy than practical. But it is the step in the right direction. Pretty soon they will be faster, with heavier armor and with more impressive weaponry. Some applications of this thing could be for riot control , actual combat (once improved) and I'm sure it could handle construction or search and rescue, because its arm mounted weaponry and be replaced with fully controllable claws, meaning it could help build a building, or remove debris from a disaster area so workers can get to the trapped people inside.

Naturally this is only in its very first stages and I doubt we will see it put to any actual use outside of a new plaything for wealthy playboys. Anyone can purchase one of these through contract with the company for $1.35 million USD.

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Comments

  • CloudCloud Veteran
    edited July 2012
    Great Scott, Mobile Suit Gundam is Happening! (or any other number of Mechs)
  • I can get one of those?! Oh man, that would make me so freakin' cool.

    I'm gonna write Santa a real nice letter this year.
  • BeejBeej Human Being Veteran
    I'm saying it: We have lost our friggen' minds.
  • CloudCloud Veteran
    edited July 2012
    @TheBeejAbides, Nope we're following our friggin' minds around. Ever watch Japanese anime like Gundam Wing or Mobile Suit Gundam? People have been dreaming about this kind of stuff for a long time. What we dream, we attempt to make a reality. It takes time. This is really what has driven a lot of our technological progress, although today it's more about improving what we've already done (due to competitiveness).
  • ThePensumThePensum Explorer
    It's got nothing on ED-209 I'm afraid.
  • federicafederica Seeker of the clear blue sky... Its better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to speak out and remove all doubt Moderator
    I'm not sure 'piddled' is an appropriate term.... but it made me giggle!
  • BeejBeej Human Being Veteran
    @Cloud- Ya know what? You're right. Creativity is the pinnacle of human expression. Science does not know it's debt to imagination. I'll even try to overlook the fact that it runs on diesel gas (a seemingly archaic and barbaric energy source in comparrison to the machine that it is fueling) but I just can't get passed one thing..... where's the friggen cup holder?
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  • CloudCloud Veteran
    edited July 2012
    Well just because they didn't *show* the cupholder doesn't mean there isn't one. ;) I mean where's the beer gonna go while you're out half-drunk shooting BBs and water rockets at everyone?
  • BeejBeej Human Being Veteran
    La Cucaracha!
  • ZaylZayl Veteran
    I just really don't get the smile to shoot system, I'd honestly prefer a trigger. at least then you won't be ambling along in the thing and all of a sudden "*gasp* it's my mom! hi mom! OH GOD WHYYYYYY"

    And yeah, running off of diesel or gasoline isn't something I'd prefer, but what other fuel systems could work for it? electric might work but I'm sure the battery pack would double the size of the torso and it would run out in an hour or two tops. Still, if this thing is street legal (which it has to be since I doubt there are any laws regarding mechs, yet) I couldn't resist rolling through town or the countryside in it, snapping off salutes and whatnot. Someone experiencing road rage in this would be terrible though. despite the fact that it only has toy weapons the claws or just using the arms themselves could eviscerate a person or demolish another vehicle.

    I'm sure there are rather Buddhist ways of using this vehicle though once they refine it. moving cargo, search and rescue, construction, demolition... all sorts of things.

    I'm looking forward to someone switching the BB miniguns with paintball miniguns and instead of water rockets have them be paint rockets. now that would be a sport I would watch if it were televised.
  • SNAAAAAKE!
  • Nonwar Applications: Real exploration of Mars and other planets and the bottom of the sea and other lethal environments. Those little gokarts we're forced to use now on mars are tinkertoys and terribly limited.
  • That machine is already old news.

    There are many more, "better", models awaiting construction I'm sure.

    Certainly helps to cut out attachment when one realizes that what they can get will not ever be "new" and better than everyone elses toys. It is trivial pursuit.
  • ZaylZayl Veteran
    That machine is already old news.

    There are many more, "better", models awaiting construction I'm sure.

    Certainly helps to cut out attachment when one realizes that what they can get will not ever be "new" and better than everyone elses toys. It is trivial pursuit.
    Hmm, I think being a party-pooper goes against a precept, it has to. yup yup. :P

  • ZeroZero Veteran

    hi mom! OH GOD WHYYYYYY"
    yep... that's piddle alright... :D
  • VastmindVastmind Memphis, TN Veteran

    hi mom! OH GOD WHYYYYYY"
    yep... that's piddle alright... :D
    :lol:
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