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The importance of Humor

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  • DairyLamaDairyLama Veteran Veteran
    I think that if every man were to entertain the thought that every woman is smarter than him, we might finally get somewhere.
    That's a big concept for a man to take in though... :D
  • federicafederica Seeker of the clear blue sky... Its better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to speak out and remove all doubt Moderator
    edited August 2012
    With such little minds, full of nothing, it really shouldn't take that long.....

    (Ooooh... 'gender war' in the making!!! :lol: )
  • ownerof1000oddsocksownerof1000oddsocks Veteran
    Mans reaction when he found out for sure (you have been warned!!):




  • federicafederica Seeker of the clear blue sky... Its better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to speak out and remove all doubt Moderator
    That's what my H looked like when he discovered his jeans had been washed... and he didn't realise they could be....
  • genkakugenkaku Northampton, Mass. U.S.A. Veteran
    That's what my H looked like when he discovered his jeans had been washed... and he didn't realise they could be....
    @federica -- There are many forms of enlightenment ... even for women. :p

  • BeejBeej Human Being Veteran
    Sadly (or humorously?) it's practice either way, in the States.
    Uggh. I feel even dumber after reading this for having allowed The Queen to trick me into thinking I was wrong. DARNIT-ALL-TO-HECK!

  • DairyLamaDairyLama Veteran Veteran
    I feel even dumber after reading this for having allowed The Queen to trick me into thinking I was wrong. DARNIT-ALL-TO-HECK!
    She's good at that. :p
  • federicafederica Seeker of the clear blue sky... Its better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to speak out and remove all doubt Moderator
    I think you mean 'DARN IT'... it's 2 words..... :crazy:

    :D
  • federicafederica Seeker of the clear blue sky... Its better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to speak out and remove all doubt Moderator
    That's what my H looked like when he discovered his jeans had been washed... and he didn't realise they could be....
    @federica -- There are many forms of enlightenment ... even for women. :p

    Indeed, but I think you'll find yours is enlightenment, ours is Enlightenment....

    I have to stop this... it's so utterly unskillful....!! :D
  • BeejBeej Human Being Veteran
    edited August 2012
    yes, unskillful... and dripping with karmic implications, as in your next life you'll probably come back as a man...*GASP*.... a short man...*MORE GASP*....or possibly even a short man with a hairy back...*TOTAL GASP*!
  • Geoff-AllenGeoff-Allen
    This site has a great selection of gags - including spiritual -

    http://www.joke-archives.com/

    Enjoy!
  • genkakugenkaku Northampton, Mass. U.S.A. Veteran
    edited August 2012
    That's what my H looked like when he discovered his jeans had been washed... and he didn't realise they could be....
    @federica -- There are many forms of enlightenment ... even for women. :p

    Indeed, but I think you'll find yours is enlightenment, ours is Enlightenment....

    I have to stop this... it's so utterly unskillful....!! :D
    @federica -- Perhaps you're right ... but it puts a smile on your face, doesn't it? When it comes to enlightenment, so-called, can anything beat a smile? (Watch your step! :) )
  • nobodhinobodhi
    What Geof-Allen said.

    Here's another from Swami Beyondananda
    his 2012 State of the Universe address

    Swami Beyondananda says
    there's just a slight shift of emphasis between depressed ... and deep rest.
    And, as C S Lewis reminds us:
    Angels fly because they take themselves lightly
  • federicafederica Seeker of the clear blue sky... Its better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to speak out and remove all doubt Moderator
    yes, unskillful... and dripping with karmic implications, as in your next life you'll probably come back as a man...*GASP*.... a short man...*MORE GASP*....or possibly even a short man with a hairy back...*TOTAL GASP*!
    On other forums I frequent, I have the 'Moniker' TaraMaiden. I believe it is she who refused to be reborn in anything but the female form... Why do you think I picked her name?
    (Mind you, a hairy back on a short woman.... ugh!) And I'm already what one might term 'petite', so the height wouldn't concern me overly.... but a hairy back - ?! Yech!!!!
  • BeejBeej Human Being Veteran
    hahaha... do your thang, TaraMaiden!

    And, @OneLifeForm- thanks for starting this thread... it's been fun and funny and a good teacher.... there is a shred of truth in every joke!
  • OneLifeFormOneLifeForm Veteran
    @federica :
    hahaha... do your thang, TaraMaiden!

    And, @OneLifeForm- thanks for starting this thread... it's been fun and funny and a good teacher.... there is a shred of truth in every joke!
    :)

    Glad to be a part of
  • Geoff-AllenGeoff-Allen
    www.oshojokes.net

    :)
  • Geoff-AllenGeoff-Allen
    http://www.laughteryogaamerica.com/4fun/grow/118-quotes-laughter-joy-happiness-729.php
  • SileSile Veteran
    TheBeejAbides said:

    Sadly (or humorously?) it's practice either way, in the States.
    Uggh. I feel even dumber after reading this for having allowed The Queen to trick me into thinking I was wrong. DARNIT-ALL-TO-HECK!



    She's not wrong at all - there are two different views!

    They're substantially different, yet neither is wrong.

  • BeejBeej Human Being Veteran
    of course she's not wrong.... its me that I was concerned with being wrong... you see cause if they are both right, then only i was wrong by conceeding that she was right, initially. See how that works? :lol:
  • DairyLamaDairyLama Veteran Veteran
    They're substantially different, yet neither is wrong.
    The Queen is always correct. Unfortunately you colonials haven't realised that yet.
    :p
  • Geoff-AllenGeoff-Allen
    http://www.mchumor.com/education_philosophy_toons.html

    :)
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