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life cycle!

colleencolleen
edited August 2006 in General Banter
I think the life cycle is all backwards
>>
>>You should start out dead and get it out of the way.
>>
>>Then, you wake up in an old age home feeling better every day.
>>
>>You get kicked out for being too healthy; go collect your pension,
then
>>when you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day.
>>
>>You work 40 years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement.
>>
>>You drink alcohol, you party, you're generally promiscuous and you
get
>>ready for High School.
>>
>>You go to primary school, you become a kid , you play, you have no
>>responsibilities, you become a baby, and then...
>>
>>You spend your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury, in
spa-like
>>conditions; central heating, room service on tap, larger quarters
every
>>day, and then, you finish off as an orgasm.
>>
>>I rest my case.
>>

Comments

  • zenmonk_genryuzenmonk_genryu
    edited July 2006
    :buck:
  • buddhafootbuddhafoot Veteran
    edited July 2006
    I can TOTALLY dig that.

    -bf
  • IawaIawa
    edited July 2006
    Very cool indeed!!


    My first recollections that I have found were of looking up, and seeing big people looking down at me. Poking and prodding, I remembered smiles.

    The funny thing about when I remembered that I also remembered I had the distinct impression at the time that one started off big and got smaller.

    I came to find out that my bother and sister often gave me my bottle.
  • AdianaAdiana
    edited July 2006
    :D:D:D
  • harlanharlan
    edited July 2006
    As I get more and more tired, and the injuries mount, I prepare myself for release. I don't know if I could do that if I was getting younger and healthier towards death. I've read that in the Tibetan scheme of things, that the beings in the God realm know despair as they know rebirth for them is in a 'lower realm'.
  • twobitbobtwobitbob
    edited July 2006
    What about Santa?

    He'd become some evil bloke who sneaks down the chimney and nicks all your best toys!
  • BrigidBrigid Veteran
    edited July 2006
    LOL!!
  • XraymanXrayman Veteran
    edited July 2006
    Yea but he only cums once a year and that's down the chimney.
  • XraymanXrayman Veteran
    edited July 2006
    was that too rude? oh well.
  • ajani_mgoajani_mgo Veteran
    edited August 2006
    Hmmm... I'd have realised very clearly a few months ago that while we were smaller, things looked bigger, but now that we were bigger, they looked alot smaller!
  • SimonthepilgrimSimonthepilgrim Veteran
    edited August 2006
    ajani_mgo wrote:
    Hmmm... I'd have realised very clearly a few months ago that while we were smaller, things looked bigger, but now that we were bigger, they looked alot smaller!


    ....and we remain very, very, very small when we look at the Universe that surrounds us. It never appears any smaller!
  • inthedharmainthedharma
    edited August 2006
    Colleen,
    Very Cool! LOL
  • not1not2not1not2 Veteran
    edited August 2006
    colleen wrote:
    I think the life cycle is all backwards
    >>
    >>You should start out dead and get it out of the way.
    >>
    >>Then, you wake up in an old age home feeling better every day.
    >>
    >>You get kicked out for being too healthy; go collect your pension,
    then
    >>when you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day.
    >>
    >>You work 40 years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement.
    >>
    >>You drink alcohol, you party, you're generally promiscuous and you
    get
    >>ready for High School.
    >>
    >>You go to primary school, you become a kid , you play, you have no
    >>responsibilities, you become a baby, and then...
    >>
    >>You spend your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury, in
    spa-like
    >>conditions; central heating, room service on tap, larger quarters
    every
    >>day, and then, you finish off as an orgasm.
    >>
    >>I rest my case.
    >>

    Maybe we already do that, but we don't know it because we have an incredibly poor memory, but a very powerful ability to know what will happen in the future. :D

    _/\_
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