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collective story time

ThailandTomThailandTom Veteran
edited September 2010 in General Banter
another fun thread that everyone should join in on :) Everyone has 3-4 words max and we should come up with a tale between us all. I will start...


It was early December
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  • BarraBarra soto zennie wandering in a cloud in beautiful, bucolic Victoria BC, on the wacky left coast of Canada Veteran
    edited August 2010
    and my dog was strangely excited.
  • ThailandTomThailandTom Veteran
    edited August 2010
    Today was it's
  • nuageuxnuageux
    edited August 2010
    special day, where he would meet
  • ThailandTomThailandTom Veteran
    edited August 2010
    His new owner, a man with no legs and a wheel chair
  • BrandonBrandon
    edited August 2010
    accidentally fed him too much one day
  • MountainsMountains Veteran
    edited August 2010
    The dog, being a dog, ate every bite, licked the bowl sparkling clean, and then curled up in front of the fireplace for a pleasant nap.
  • Love-N-PeaceLove-N-Peace Veteran
    edited August 2010
    It was then the window crashed in shards to the floor and a chilling breeze whistled in. Through the window stepped...
  • nuageuxnuageux
    edited August 2010
    himself. The two dogs stopped still and stared at each other, and in their confusion of coming face to face with another version of themselves...
  • Love-N-PeaceLove-N-Peace Veteran
    edited August 2010
    santa claus smashed through the ceiling holding two machine guns.
    "One of you must die!" he shouts, pointing the machine guns, "but who's the original."
    To prove he's the original our original dog must...
  • sandysandy Explorer
    edited August 2010
    Tap dance to Purple Rain. One of the dogs got a sparkle in its eye and...
  • mugzymugzy Veteran
    edited August 2010
    ...remembered the first time he saw Prince in concert. While he was distracted by this memory...
  • Love-N-PeaceLove-N-Peace Veteran
    edited August 2010
    Mugzy sneaked up behind him and...
  • ThailandTomThailandTom Veteran
    edited August 2010
    sat down as he is of course the all mighty meditation robot (look at the picture, IT'S A DAMN ROBOT!)
  • ChrysalidChrysalid Veteran
    edited August 2010
    while the other dog tried to tap dance but...
  • Love-N-PeaceLove-N-Peace Veteran
    edited August 2010
    Santa shouted, "enough" and promised that before the night was done there'd be only one survivor, to see who'd be the only survivor Mugzy and the two dogs had to play a twisted game of...
  • NomaDBuddhaNomaDBuddha Scalpel wielder :) Bucharest Veteran
    edited August 2010
    weird chess, who was spectated from the shadows by the amateur zen disciple NomaD. NomaD then shouted : " Mugzy those things are...
  • mugzymugzy Veteran
    edited August 2010
    ...covered in alfredo sauce, what is going on here?" The dogs ran off in search of...
  • NomaDBuddhaNomaDBuddha Scalpel wielder :) Bucharest Veteran
    edited August 2010
    Master Yoda, who would tell them to...
  • JeffreyJeffrey Veteran
    edited August 2010
    Use fettucine noodles with alfredo sauce, but in the confusion...
  • GuyCGuyC Veteran
    edited August 2010
    Master Yoda turned into a ham and cheese sandwich...
  • JeffreyJeffrey Veteran
    edited August 2010
    and Jeffrey who had been reading threads about food for the past minute...
  • RichardHRichardH Veteran
    edited August 2010
    ..stuffed the yoda ham and cheese sandwich into his yawning maw, after which, in an icy voice, he ordered santa to eat the mirror dogs.
  • seeker242seeker242 Zen Florida, USA Veteran
    edited August 2010
    but he was stopped because The Jedi Code was rewritten by Grand Master Luke Skywalker upon reestablishing the Jedi Order in the Galaxy and it stated in part that:

    Jedi are the guardians of peace in the galaxy.
    Jedi use their powers to defend and to protect.
    Jedi respect all life, in any form.
  • JeffreyJeffrey Veteran
    edited August 2010
    Once a game of chess starts it may not be stopped.

    Meanwhile:

    "No", Santa bellowed. "You already moved. Jeffrey captures yoda.".... And with a dark look "But now its the dogs move!".....
  • RichardHRichardH Veteran
    edited August 2010
    ....and so Yoda spent his remaining days feeling his ham rest against his cheese between the warmth of his bread...
  • RichardHRichardH Veteran
    edited August 2010
    ..and at this moment an interdimensional cross-rip shattered story continuity, but it was soon restored.

    ...back to the chess match we watch...
  • JeffreyJeffrey Veteran
    edited August 2010
    Ghostly kenobi and ghostly yoda show up... "these are not your dogs" kenobi gestures to santa employing a jedi mind trick...
  • ThailandTomThailandTom Veteran
    edited August 2010
    (lol, this is one extreme story)
  • GuyCGuyC Veteran
    edited August 2010
    The epic game of chess continued for two years until the final move was played on December 21st 2012 at which point...
  • nuageuxnuageux
    edited August 2010
    the end of the universe as we know it was fast approaching, so it probaby didn't matter very much any more. But the game continued regardless until...
  • NomaDBuddhaNomaDBuddha Scalpel wielder :) Bucharest Veteran
    edited August 2010
    ... black and white pawns turned grey. No one knew what move to make. In the meantime, all the sangha gathered in the shadows to spectate and to see the decisive move that Mugzy will have to make. That move will be...
  • Love-N-PeaceLove-N-Peace Veteran
    edited August 2010
    Nothing. He gave up.
    "I give up," he said, and with that stood on the chess board and took a twenty minute pee in santa's face. With disgust santa through up the ham and cheese sandwich. It transformed into yoda and he shouted,
    "Stop it you morons! The world will end in only a matter of days! Too stop this happening we must find the golden...
  • NomaDBuddhaNomaDBuddha Scalpel wielder :) Bucharest Veteran
    edited August 2010
    ...pass-card, that will teleport us on another world. Still, there are some hours left until the world crumbled. In this time, the people of the sangha were arguing : "Where is this golden pass-card ?". Their arguing lead to nothing. Suddenly, NomaD remembered that some gypsies stole it from the Zen Master's pocket while he was traveling in a bus. Those gypsies went to...
  • Love-N-PeaceLove-N-Peace Veteran
    edited August 2010
    the mighty King of Maryland, Palzang, who lived in a cookie house guarded by flying pigs. They only had a few hours and the quickest way to travel was by...
  • RichardHRichardH Veteran
    edited August 2010
    "Ugh.. wha...?"

    "Oh. what a crazy fevered dream...."

    Tobias was having another restless night, the stumps of his recently amputated legs itched and burned. This time however it was not trauma and depression that made him agitated, it was excitement, because tomorrow morning he will be meeting his new companion, a dog named Fontainebleau.
  • Love-N-PeaceLove-N-Peace Veteran
    edited August 2010
    Never have your story end as a dream! The awaiting the had no limbs, gets dog, stuff happens, back to my last post! Mwahaha!
  • Love-N-PeaceLove-N-Peace Veteran
    edited August 2010
    Oh, I get it now :p ... Back on track from the Mighty King :eek:
  • Love-N-PeaceLove-N-Peace Veteran
    edited August 2010
    The fastest way to travel was by troll magic, but to earn the troll's trust Mugzy had too...
  • NomaDBuddhaNomaDBuddha Scalpel wielder :) Bucharest Veteran
    edited August 2010
    find some ninjas, that were playing russian roulette at their hideout. Mugzy had to pass through a mythical maze to reach those ninjas. As the time drew closer to th end of the world...
  • Love-N-PeaceLove-N-Peace Veteran
    edited August 2010
    the sangha broke down in fear. Fede tried to migrate northwards, Valteil jumped off a cliff, Davey locked himself in the bathroom, SomeSayInFire ate ZombieGirl and Tom gave a high-pitched scream. It was then the hamster, which had been quiet all this time said...
  • MountainsMountains Veteran
    edited August 2010
    "You will be assimilated. Resistance is futile." The semi-robotic hamster slowly approached, preparing to attach the assimilation hardware onto the faces of its terrified victims. Suddenly, a loud clap of thunder sounded, followed by a blinding flash of lightning. The air became electric....
  • NomaDBuddhaNomaDBuddha Scalpel wielder :) Bucharest Veteran
    edited August 2010
    " Oh yeah ! I am the master of the world now !". As the hamster walked through the empty halls, he came across Love'n'Peace who was eating some french fries. The hamster said : " You there ! Gimme your bag of french fries ! Now !". Nomad, was still sitting in the shadows, watching the show. Nomad had a hard time deciding wether to help Mugzy or Love'n'Peace. He eventually decided to help...
  • Love-N-PeaceLove-N-Peace Veteran
    edited August 2010
    Love'N'Peace! In thanks LnP leant NomaD a sword in which to defeat the harmster. NomaD plunged the sword into the hamster and with a big flash...
  • NomaDBuddhaNomaDBuddha Scalpel wielder :) Bucharest Veteran
    edited August 2010
    Nomad slowly rose from his zafu and jumped three feet in the air, and landed between Love'n'Peace and the hamster. The hamster was really angry and shouted : " How do you dare to jump like that ! How do you dare to disrespect the master of the world ?". "Simple, said Nomad. You are a hamster!". The hamster tried to smack both Nomad and Love'n'Peace. Nomad used his aikido to defend , and...
  • Love-N-PeaceLove-N-Peace Veteran
    edited August 2010
    the hamster exploded into a poof of troll magic. The sangha travelled to Maryland and stood on the porch of the mighty King. It was then a flying pig snuck up behind Jeffrey and...
  • NomaDBuddhaNomaDBuddha Scalpel wielder :) Bucharest Veteran
    edited August 2010
    Jefferey dissapeared. The remaining people of the sangha, were again terrified, by the flying pigs, that defended the giant golden gates of Mighty King Palzang. In the meantime, Mugzy had a rough time, dealing with the ninjas. Their sensei, gave him a test. The test was to enter a dark room and...
  • Love-N-PeaceLove-N-Peace Veteran
    edited August 2010
    snap off one of his manicured nails. Mugzy didn't know that the sangha had already reaches Maryland. The ninjas laughed at their trick and left the room, locking Mugzy inside. He looked up at the clock. Only thirty minutes until the world ended! Meanwhile...
  • NomaDBuddhaNomaDBuddha Scalpel wielder :) Bucharest Veteran
    edited August 2010
    the flying pigs came straight to the demoralised sangha. Everyone could see that the pigs were dressed in basketball gear and one of them said : " If you want to pass through the gate, you have to beat us a some b-ball".
    The sangha was puzzled " Who knows how to play basketball ? How are we gonna play? was thinking the sangha". Nomad remembered that he once played b-ball and he can nearly do a slam dunk. He only needed Love'n'Peace as his help and...
  • RichardHRichardH Veteran
    edited August 2010
    ... the ability to compose a storyline without flatulant surrealism, but alas it was impossible because....



    :p
  • Love-N-PeaceLove-N-Peace Veteran
    edited August 2010
    he didn't realise LnP is below average in the majority of physical education, but they had a go. It looked like they were losing so Nomad, being a newbie swordsman, pulled out his sword and made the pigs into bacon, of which most of the sangha couldn't eat, and charged through the golden gates and into the cookie house. Palzang sat on his throne and peered down at the intruders.
    "I was expecting you," Palzang croaked, his face older than time itself (:p), "the world will end in twenty minutes. Excellent timing. Oh, wait, I've seemed to misplace the golden pass card, have you seen my glasses anywhere?"
    Meanwhile Mugzy had come up with a plan to escape...
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