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In the darkness of that room he found ninja tools . Mugzy dressed as a ninja, and was starting to knock down the door. The ninjas came to 'silence' Mugzy, but they were shurikened by him and Mugzy managed to escape their hideout . Now he was going straight to...
Maryland, where the sangha was. But with only ten minutes to go how would he get there?
"I've found my glasses," Palzang croaked, "now where did I put my wallet..."
It was then santa's sleigh crashed through the roof and on it sat Mugzy, "found it!" cried Palzang. Now, I have five minutes to remember how we activate it...
"I know!" crowed NomaD excitedly, "we need to...
press the '=' button, so we can divide by zero, and so to create a worm hole that will carry us on another world !". Palzang was staring at Nomad.
"So, he said, what do we have to do again ? ". Some one from the sangha, who was...
emotionally insecure AND SHALL NOT BE NAMED(Caz Namyaw) said,
"there's only two minutes left, and we've left somebody behind!"
"Tom!" everyone cried.
"No time," protested Palzang, "we must flee the planet while we can." The portal into another world opened and everybody flounced, hobbled or slithered through, when in the other world they came face to face with...
Simon the Pilgrim, who was meditating on a white cloud. He kept his eyes closed , and he seemed to ignore our arrival. Caz said : " C'mon, are you going to say 'Hello' our are you going to stay there all they long, huh ? "
Palzang tried to distance himself from the rest of the sangha, to...
Brood over the Simon's home planet. There was something familiar about this place, he then realised,
"I was born here!" it was then Jason the God Emperor decended from the clouds and declared...
Brood over the Simon's home planet. There was something familiar about this place, he then realised,
"I was born here!" it was then Jason the God Emperor decended from the clouds and declared...
... it was National Wear a Funny Hat Day on Simon's planet, when suddenly another interdimentional portal opened up and santa fell through, and in his hand was the greatest threat known to mankind, the ...
really annoying toothache. Everyone, including those enlightened, who resided on the world, shook in fear of this toothache. The sangha was again paralyised. The new situation demanded that they...
Her robot hands would allow her to take copious notes in her graduate advanced physiology class. Of course, she didn't understand anything that was being said, nor anything of the copious notes she was taking. She went home and studied for hours and hours, and still she felt like a total moron for not being able to get the hang of this stuff...
(Sorry, a little autobiographical interlude there)... Next!
Poopie Pants! the underdeveloped infantile forum poster, with a propensity for dissentary when confronted with complex dharma based questions. Then after her extravagant entrance she said...
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"I've found my glasses," Palzang croaked, "now where did I put my wallet..."
It was then santa's sleigh crashed through the roof and on it sat Mugzy, "found it!" cried Palzang. Now, I have five minutes to remember how we activate it...
"I know!" crowed NomaD excitedly, "we need to...
"So, he said, what do we have to do again ? ". Some one from the sangha, who was...
"there's only two minutes left, and we've left somebody behind!"
"Tom!" everyone cried.
"No time," protested Palzang, "we must flee the planet while we can." The portal into another world opened and everybody flounced, hobbled or slithered through, when in the other world they came face to face with...
Palzang tried to distance himself from the rest of the sangha, to...
"I was born here!" it was then Jason the God Emperor decended from the clouds and declared...
(Sorry, a little autobiographical interlude there)... Next!
...but then love'n'peace woke up in a sweat, realizing this was only a bizzare dream...