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A JFK conspiracy theorist dies and goes to heaven. When he arrives at the Pearly Gates, God is there to receive him. "Welcome. You are permitted to ask me one question, which I will answer truth… (View Post)
I hope the water was fresh. 😬 I know someone who dropped hers into yellow water, I laugh thinking of that split second moment where your brain tries to battle out your craving to save the phone vs yo… (View Post)
Materially substantial elongated cylinders and small fragments of igneous or sedimentary formations may fracture my skeletal system, but pejorative personal identifiers will never injure me. (View Post)