@lobster said:
4. Do be dooby Do ... Strangers in the night ~ Frank SInatra
song,how romantic....serendepity is wonderful.
Don't's I don't have any of those.
Do's
Well blow me down, I came in to post EXACTLY the same joke. How very dare you trump your pedantic, Grammar-Nerdish Moderator! 🤣
and to welcome @federica back ...
• An Oxford comma walks into a bar where it spends the evening watching the television, getting drunk, and smoking cigars.
• A dangling participle walks into a bar. Enjoying a cocktail and chatting with the bartender, the evening passes pleasantly.
• A bar was walked into by the passive voice.
• An oxymoron walked into a bar, and the silence was deafening.
• Two quotation marks walk into a “bar.”
• A malapropism walks into a bar, looking for all intensive purposes like a wolf in cheap clothing, muttering epitaphs and casting dispersions on his magnificent other, who takes him for granite.
• Hyperbole totally rips into this insane bar and absolutely destroys everything.
• A question mark walks into a bar?
• A non sequitur walks into a bar. In a strong wind, even turkeys can fly.
• Papyrus and Comic Sans walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Get out -- we don't serve your type."
• A mixed metaphor walks into a bar, seeing the handwriting on the wall but hoping to nip it in the bud.
• A comma splice walks into a bar, it has a drink and then leaves.
• Three intransitive verbs walk into a bar. They sit. They converse. They depart.
• A synonym strolls into a tavern.
• At the end of the day, a cliché walks into a bar -- fresh as a daisy, cute as a button, and sharp as a tack.
• A run-on sentence walks into a bar it starts flirting. With a cute little sentence fragment.
• Falling slowly, softly falling, the chiasmus collapses to the bar floor.
• A figure of speech literally walks into a bar and ends up getting figuratively hammered.
• An allusion walks into a bar, despite the fact that alcohol is its Achilles heel.
• The subjunctive would have walked into a bar, had it only known.
• A misplaced modifier walks into a bar owned a man with a glass eye named Ralph.
• The past, present, and future walked into a bar. It was tense.
• A dyslexic walks into a bra.
• A verb walks into a bar, sees a beautiful noun, and suggests they conjugate. The noun declines.
• A simile walks into a bar, as parched as a desert.
• A gerund and an infinitive walk into a bar, drinking to forget.
• A hyphenated word and a non-hyphenated word walk into a bar and the bartender nearly chokes on the irony.
@paulysotoo said:
@IdleChater said:
@paulysotoo said:
daozen continues to be u.I'll bite. What is Daozen? both dao and zen approach fusion of yin and the yang.
10 years of theravada, remove behavior obstacle through 5 precept. now i play with daozen with tara mother of all godbuddhas. no extinction approach.
Glad I asked - LOLz.
That makes absolutely no sense. None.
Fit as a butcher's dog!
Good news!
I just had three chickens delivered as part of our (failed again) vegan diet ...
@Linc said:
... I'm focused on making some new software that rethinks how moderation works and will reach out to folks when it's time.
Well that's me looking forward to a lucrative redundancy package... 😁
I would say I am kinder to other sentient beings once I've had my morning coffee!