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Re: Funny Stuff
Based on a real event.
(No Orcas were harmed - Seagulls, not s much)
Orca: Tasty treat?
Seagull: Uhhh, mmmm, no
Orca: Come on. You want it
Seagull 2: Neat treat here I come!
Seagull: Thanks, but - Hay Bill! Don...
Orca: TASTY!
Moral: Beware of free treats from Orcas
Lionduck
Re: Just for fun: the random, useless announcements thread!
Right speech: do not talk to a resentful person about politics, especially if the party getting roasted is the one they have voted all their life. Dumb, SUPER DUMB Kotishka!
Kotishka
Re: What makes these people so different?
@FleaMarket said:
I'm a little hazy on the details but I believe..
You can believe what you want but the fact remains those beliefs are tied to a story and that story is unnecessary and something you're choosing to participate in. What's more is you share those opinions openly which can be confusing or frustrating to people who read it. You once argued that exact point but you may have forgotten. A little lost in the weeds these days are we? A few too many stories in front of the eyes hmm? Forgot how to leave your self at the door before rushing off to the next great adventure? Nothing new, just a return to a usual cycle. Sit on that stool a little longer, you have twigs in your hair and look like you could use the rest.
Spoken with love 
Re: How to die?
I'm not sure even Tibetan Nationals get to do sky funerals anymore. I have seen them sending nifty containers of ashes aloft hanging from party balloons that spread them which ever way the wind decides.
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Re: How to die?
@lobster said:
I won't be reincarnating as a Buddha or anything more than a speck of dust or glimmer of hope.
Rebirth as a Buddha would be cool. The world needs a Buddha right now.
As it stands, though, I'll probably be reborn as an intestinal parasite.
Re: Permission to throw a tantrum
@lobster said:
I have been tantrumming today!It is a day of rest in England. Tomorrow will have to be extra aware of demons. I really like the image provided by the OP.
My major demon and the recipient of my tantrums is usually computers. Are they devilicious or what!
… think i will chant quietly in the naughty corner for a while … 🤭
Ah yes! Computers and IT in general are often a source of tantrums. Particularly in the workplace.
We used to have a question in our performance review along the lines of “Do you feel you have the tools and resources to do your job properly?”
I noticed it’s been removed in recent years 😂
Bunks