@lobster
I am not sure whether to hug or to laugh or to hug in laughter.
What do you think about people who try to combine business with spirituality?
You mean like for example Tony Blair?
https://institute.global/insights/geopolitics-and-security/what-sufism
lobster
My system says a body is required.
But a body was already present.
Or, perhaps not.
Hard to tell.
Job interviewer: I notice a 4-year gap in your résumé...
Candidate: Oh...yeah. That's when I went to Yale...
J.I.: Oh man, that's amazing! You're definitely hired!
C.: Brilliant! I really need this yob!
federica
Have you ever played "silent Tennis?"
...what's 'silent tennis'?
Oh, it's the same as ordinary tennis, but without the raquet....
(Geddit? Raquet? Racket...? Oh, never mind...I'll get my coat... 😁)
federica
"Three guys stranded on a desert island find a magic lantern containing a genie, who grants them each one wish. The first guy wishes he was off the island and back home. The second guy wishes the same. The third guy says: “I’m lonely. I wish my friends were back here.”
lobster
@Shoshin1
YHE UNTOLD STORY
The snake got framed.
Adam, being reckless, forgot the warnings and ate the fruit of knowledge 9hereafted called the apple) first.
He then talked Eve into taking a bite.
The snake saw what happened and hurries to tell the boss.
But, before he could report what he saw, the Boss had already seen Adam and Eve acting strange and discovered the half eaten apple.
Realizing they were in trouble, Eve blushed and was speechless. Adam immediately blamed the snake, claiming that the hapless snake had talked Eve into biting the apple
first and that Eve had convinced Adam to bite into the apple.
The Boss was already having a bad day and, as his business operated under "Right to Work" provisions, just threw all three out.
On the way out, Adam accidentally fell against a boulder which then rolled an caught the unicorns by surprise taking them out.
Used in trial as medicine for depression...
https://www.theguardian.com/science/2026/feb/25/ayahuasca-component-dmt-psychedelic
lobster