Always remember to luv them wrathful devils, they hate that. Also if a re-incarcerated bodhisattva, you can sell your soul incessantly (just think of the children… and donuts) for sprinkles of your choice. More tips for those contracted in blood, sweat and tear ups. Burn.
Hail Santa and dyslexic Satan. 🦞
Watched 'Dear Santa' it was a film for kiddies. Very immature and silly. Should not have watched really but I was compelled by Baby Jesus. I would provide a link but it was too awful to be bothered with.
Yeah I know, everyone's a critic…🫣
@Lionduck said:
Donut or not Donut...
That is the question.
To kill a French Vampire you need to drive a baguette through its heart. Sounds easy but in reality it is painstaking.
@Vastmind said:
In the temple I used to attend, there would be little Debbie snacks
Little Debbie is another one. I've stood in front of the Little Debbie display shelf in my grocery store, feeling like two parts of my mind are standing in front of each other with their fists clenched!
Do Buddhists eat donuts?
Yes, but they are only allowed to eat the hole in the middle
In the temple I used to attend, there would be little Debbie snacks and soda on the altar all the time. I’ve seen Monks eat everything….and nothing. They aren’t as strict eaters as you might think….That goes for lay followers, as well. I often joke that that’s the most popular thing to fight about in a group of Buddhists…what you should/shouldn’t eat. I’ve seen fights over honey that should have been in a ring, hahaha