Blink..
Blink...
Hello. 
Would you like a Lolly Lolly G?
Yes, my wife used to spin dog hair and knit Tam o'shanters. Very warm, always smelled kind of ripe.
Fosdick
Our dog is in the final phase of her shedding. Anyone with a super shedder (looking at you, Husky people), know. Every day, we can follow our dog's trail, not from paw prints, but from her trail of hair. FIR COATS ANYONE?
I heard that breakfast is the most important meal of the day.
So I had two. 
Looking forward to lunch.
lobster
@lobster
Having been in the naughty corner often, I've noticed you have a special seat reserved for you. The staff even have your favorite drink waiting for you.
Although I do say, the cappuccino in that corner is nice. 

I like people BUT
my freezer is not big enough for even one... 
Dark humour? Moi?
Well OK might be my favourite... Time for a stint in the naughty corner. 
lobster
I found someone's stash while plogging. As my plogging advances, the area closer to home is becoming cleaner and easier to clean. This allows me to advance slowly, but still at a good pace. Well, there was an abandoned aluminium fence that was knocked down. It has some peed/pood blanket and lots of plastic bottles. Well, it seems it was someone's hiding den. I found two full bottles of nitrous oxide (laughing gas).
Well, sorry but this has been plogged
Plogging team gogogogo!
Kotishka
This skit from Larry David's new show has gone a bit viral. I laughed, but the end that was cut reflecting how US politics is now for us all makes me really sad.
person
@marcitko said:
I am grateful for...
... my body's superb ability to excrete feces well and in a timely manner! 😂
I never realized that relatively young, healthy people could have problems in this area. Then, a friend's girlfriend, a 30-something very healthy woman, told our friend group she has severe problems in this area. Ever since, I've been grateful for not having that trouble.
I'm going through a stress-related poor sleep phase, so maybe some gratitude about something else that is going right is in order.
What are you grateful for today?
I agree with you! I have a female friend who is always constipated, and I’m glad not to have her trouble, I drink one cup of coffee in the morning and my bowels go into action within minutes, producing joyous and complete emptiness after a visit to the loo.
I’m grateful that most of my troubles are now past.
Jeroen