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Where is The One and Only Federica!!!
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I am sure she has her own life things to sort out, but at this time of day it is pretty much me and a random appearence of Tosh now and then. Federica is a pleasant compliment to the day of the 'ahead time zome peoplke' 
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I'm sure I'd be enlightened by now if it wasn't for the internet!
Anyway, I hope your day is going well!
I keep an eye on things, even if i don't seem to be around much....i creepily lurk.....
WHAM!!
then - gone! before anyone knew what hit them....I've banned 7 members, erased 3 trolls and deleted 38 spam threads.... so fast and you don't even know it!!
i can't even spell 'assimilated'....!
Feels ok....
BTW, one of the last people to be hanged in the UK was on your birthday; James Hanratty.
I wonder.........
she's an ok dame....
thanks everyone! having a quiet day, contemplating the next part.....
strangely enough, i don't feel a day older than yesterday....!
Jamie Lynn spears, huh....?
what a claim to fame - "guess who's sister I am...?!"
if i contact her, what do you think she might say to - "Guess whose birthday I share - ?!"
eat some delicious cake and have fun!
@Tosh, Actually....
Yes.
I appeared on a programme called 'style challenge' on BBC tv, and had my hair styled by Nicky clarke - who also used to style Princess Diana hair.....
It was in 1997 but I tried to find a link, and got onto a site called 'rage'...? but i can't view the programme....
One of my favourite pieces...just for you!
My own claim to fames are a lot more naff. I drove Sam Fox for three days in Bosnia; I once met Limal from Kagagoogoo; and at the Mull of Kintyre Helicopter Crash Memorial in Belfast, Prince Charles spoke to me. He said "Shift!"
http://youtu.be/YlL2i5kPM5Y
Further claim to fame?
I had a wonderful chat with Sir Norman Parkinson once, I sold Tony Curtis a pair of size 9 denim-fabric Dr. Scholl sandals, sang a duet with Rick Wakeman, and kissed Ringo Starr AND Dave Clark - on the same day.
Much of that will mean nothing to everyone - but it's all good memories to me....
Parky, Tony Curtis, Rick Wakeman (never heard of 'im), Ringo Starr and Dave Clark (who is he?), eh?
Well, I'll raise your Parky and tell you that I spent 21 days in the exact same Cell Dirty Den from Eastenders was held in, pending his trial for shooting a German taxi driver.
Fortunately my crime was no-where near as heinous; I just took a few days off from work and went on a trip to France, but the army called it AWOL. They've just got zilch compassion and understanding those Commanding Officers.
I bet you'd struggle to beat that one, though kissing Ringo Starr must come close. Was he sporting that daft handbar moustache at the time?
aapko janamdin ki haardic subhkamnayein
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rick_Wakeman
but possibly his proudest achievemant yet was singing a duet with me on my local radio as-was, in a "Guess who the star is" slot... we sang "There's a hole in my bucket (dear Liza, dear Liza)" and nobody ever guessed.... who I was....
Dave Clark was a fellow drummer, in a group unimaginatively called "The Dave Clark 5"....considering the professional rivalry, they were great buddies...
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dave_Clark_(musician)
(second from left in photo)
I met him and Ringo in one of the Apple fashion stores, on Kings' Road, Chelsea, when I lived there, ooooh, few years ago now.... they were downstairs in the in-store hair stylists salon, having their locks shorn...
I had actually gone in to see Leslie, the hair stylist, who was a close neighbour, because i was going home from school, my parents weren't in, and they sometimes left a key with him.... but today - no key.
so I sat and waited for the phone call from home from either my mum or dad, to let him know they were home, and could he send me home now....? I always went there, if I couldn't get in....
And when the call came, I gave Leslie a kiss on the cheek, whereupon Ringo asked for one too and so did Dave Clark...
I think they might have been struck by the fact that i didn't go all screaming and wussy on them, but just talked to them like normal people.... Mean bunch of so-and-so's..... they just have no idea how to let their hair down and have a bit of fun, do they? Maybe if they just loosened up a bit they wouldn't hurt so many people.
Shoes are too tight, that's what it is.
that, or those ridiculous hats..... no, not yet... he was still wearing the pudding basin haircut.....
http://www.wearysloth.com/Gallery/ActorsS/16419-8034.gif
but he smiled a lot....