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buddhism mk2
lobster
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Dear friends of the Buddhas,
As you may know the maitriya should be along in a few centuries. What will its teaching be like? For example could the four noble truths be superceded?
1. The truth of Ducks
2. The truth of the origin of Ducks
3. Life without Ducks.
4. How to not be a Duck.
Quack :screwy:
As you may know the maitriya should be along in a few centuries. What will its teaching be like? For example could the four noble truths be superceded?
1. The truth of Ducks
2. The truth of the origin of Ducks
3. Life without Ducks.
4. How to not be a Duck.
Quack :screwy:
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After the truth of Ducka we come to the 8 fold path
1. Right Plattitude
2. Right intention (to overcome ones platypus/silly nature)
3. Right Quack
4. Right egg laying
5. Right focus (on ones inner platypus)
6. Right effort (towards evolvement to something less platypus)
7. Right mindlessness
8. Right concentration (on the Dhrama)
Please post while sober.
and so on to right speech . . .
This of course is a joke . . .
A man called, wanting to borrow a rope.
"You cannot have it," said Bodhisattva Nasrudin.
"Why not?"
"Because it is in use."
"But I can see it just lying there, on the ground."
"That's right: that's its use."
Or haven't arrived yet, thats up to your path.
The duck truths, I have seen.
They prefer an offer of bread crumbs.
Light makes for shades/sense of green that only
a painter can try to emulate.