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  • Rowan1980Rowan1980 Keeper of the Zoo Asheville, NC Veteran
    Maaaaaan, this sums up my life! :+1:
    Talis
  • KundoKundo Sydney, Australia Veteran

    Love it!!!!! <3

    Talis
  • DairyLamaDairyLama Veteran Veteran

    We need "L" plates really. ;)

    Talis
  • lobsterlobster Crusty Veteran

    Oh the humanity!

    Here I am on an infamous solo YinYana retreat/holiday for the terminally Buddhist.

    It comes with:

    • self catering
    • two HD 3D TV's with porn channels
    • junk food snacks
    • broadband wifi
    • sunken jukuzi bath
    • supply of alcohol
    • Playstation with games
    • one Buddha in the garden, one in the house

    I am on day three. So far I have:

    • OD'd on junk food.
    • watched junk TV, porn and drunk too much coffee
    • made an unmindful mess everywhere
    • fell asleep in the bath
    • watched the sky to make sure it is still there
    • did I estimate 10 minutes of meditation this morning

    I iz rubbish Buddhist!

    Using the House Buddha as a manifestation of Tara, did prostrations to call on her help.

    OM TARA TUTARE SOHA

    . . . Gosh that was quick:

    • Environment tidied
    • Healthy breakfast to make up for biscuit and sherbet lemon consumption
    • Feeling very compassionate towards a certain demonic cructacean (Yep me!)

    OM TARA TUTARE SOHA

    gayatriclab.com/2011/10/the-power-of-tara-mantra-“om-tare-tuttare-ture-swaha”-for-daily-protection/

    Talisanataman
  • TalisTalis Explorer

    @SpinyNorman said:
    We need "L" plates really. ;)

    Sounds like a plan, I'm sure there would be a few taker's ;)

  • federicafederica Seeker of the clear blue sky... Its better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to speak out and remove all doubt Moderator
    edited March 2015

    (Aaargh! The mis-placed apostrophe....!)

    :lol:

    DairyLama
  • anatamananataman Who needs a title? Where am I? Veteran

    Gosh! I'm so boring!

  • DairyLamaDairyLama Veteran Veteran

    "Gosh" is a nice word, British middle-class style, but now sadly out of fashion.

    lobster
  • federicafederica Seeker of the clear blue sky... Its better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to speak out and remove all doubt Moderator

    Toodle-pip and Tickety-boo.

    Likewise. Although I have heard both in the last two weeks. That's the kind of clientele you get in M&S... :D

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