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Dharma Sauce for Pirates

lobsterlobster Crusty Veteran
edited May 2015 in Faith & Religion

Dear Friends of the Modern Buddhists,

As an unconfirmed Pastafarian
http://www.venganza.org/about/
it is my inclination to find the best sauce for Dharma. This is not always the three bread baskets for dipping but in a profound reevaluation of core principles. For example the Four Noble Truths:

  • The Truth of Duckha is that all ducks are not ultimately satisfying without the right sauce.
  • The Truth of the Origin of Ducky is that craving for and clinging to what is pleasurable and aversion to what is not pleasurable results in the wrong noodles.
  • The Truth of the end of Ducks is a return to the source sauce.

  • This leads to less duck and the Noble Eightfold Bath—

  • behaving indecently,

  • cultivating freedom
  • practicing mind and bath emptying
  • having a rubber duck
    etc

How important is getting the source/sauce right?

Comments

  • federicafederica Seeker of the clear blue sky... Its better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to speak out and remove all doubt Moderator

    clearly, they ran out of HP....

  • lobsterlobster Crusty Veteran
    edited May 2015

    Perhaps.

    This is the second post that can not be posted this morning

    If that is your moderation. No worries. If not then something technical is amiss. I can also not preview my last two posts. B)

  • federicafederica Seeker of the clear blue sky... Its better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to speak out and remove all doubt Moderator

    Nothing to do with me, honest!

    Call @Linc!

  • ShoshinShoshin No one in particular Nowhere Special Veteran

    Bloody pirates...They'll rob you blind :D

  • DairyLamaDairyLama Veteran Veteran

    It's the bleedin' parrots that worry me....

    Earthninja
  • federicafederica Seeker of the clear blue sky... Its better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to speak out and remove all doubt Moderator

    wot - live ones, or dead ones?

  • lobsterlobster Crusty Veteran

    @linc both messages are in my draft section. Simple messages are posting. More complex ones can not be previewed or post empty from Ipad

  • lobsterlobster Crusty Veteran
    edited May 2015

    I think @Linc my two messages were being caught by Lincolns spam catcher.

    Sorry to all pirates - new simplified message now available as 'Duckha Sauce' - yum!

    Earthninja
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