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Good Grief
Soooo.....like I had an operation yesterday. One of them in and out jobbers ya know? They stretched my throat and took my feeding tube out cause I was eating normal ya know? So they gave me a bunch of really cool stuff to take home. Including pain killers ya know. So I got up this morning and asked mom if she was going to go to church. She said yes at 9:30 but she had another person to pick up. So that meant I had time to eat my breakfast cuz it was only 7:00. First I took a cup of kitty chow out to the rat pack who always met me at the corner of the woods. And I wondered....they were always there to meet me. I worried and thumped on the fence for them to come. (complete FERAL these guys are) But nada they didn't come. I shrugged but I thought "the silly things I hope their ok." (AND...Don't even anybody say they need caught and put in jail cuz the first person who tries this is gonna be missing an eye) and perhaps wounds in vital parts. So don't even go there. When I say Feral.....I mean Feral. Not sorta feral.
So I came back in and ate my breakfast then went to my room to get ready. By the time I got ready I went to the frontroom to wait for mom. I thought (heh heh....i was ready before she was and that seemed impossible.) So I sat down in an easy chair to wait for her and noticed that every light was turned off in the whole house except mine in my bedroom. "Weird why would she do that?" So proceeded to turn them back on.
Sooooo.....she didn't come and she didn't come and I knew she was in her bathroom getting ready. (we have seperate bathrooms) The time slipped to fifteen after so I thought "Geezo Pete what is taking her so long. So I decided to go see. So I walked into her room and looked in her bathroom. She was sitting on (we all know where) in her bathrobe and pajamas and slippers. A little stunned I asked "Mom we only have 15 minutes to pick up your friend. Do you have diaria or something. Don't you feel good?
She asked "Pick up my friend for what?"
I said "For church!"
She said "honey do you know what time it is? (like I was an idiot or something.)
"Yes I know what time it is it's 9:15.
"Well" she said "You got the time right its just that it's 9:30 at night not 9:30 in the morning.
"WHAT? It's not no 9:15 at night. It's 9:30 in the morning.
"No its not honey its 9:15 at night...look outside."
"I already did and it's twilight out."
"No it's not no twilight. You go look again."
So I did and now there was no twilight....it was completely black out except for the porch light. "Wut the????
(heh heh) I guess I missed a doggone day aaay! Imma gonna blame it on all the cool stuff they let me bring home from the pharmacy.
ahee hee hee
So now what do I do. I'm WIDE freaking AWAKE. Ok ok ok....I know I need to meditate...ok i'll try. (heh heh)
So I came back in and ate my breakfast then went to my room to get ready. By the time I got ready I went to the frontroom to wait for mom. I thought (heh heh....i was ready before she was and that seemed impossible.) So I sat down in an easy chair to wait for her and noticed that every light was turned off in the whole house except mine in my bedroom. "Weird why would she do that?" So proceeded to turn them back on.
Sooooo.....she didn't come and she didn't come and I knew she was in her bathroom getting ready. (we have seperate bathrooms) The time slipped to fifteen after so I thought "Geezo Pete what is taking her so long. So I decided to go see. So I walked into her room and looked in her bathroom. She was sitting on (we all know where) in her bathrobe and pajamas and slippers. A little stunned I asked "Mom we only have 15 minutes to pick up your friend. Do you have diaria or something. Don't you feel good?
She asked "Pick up my friend for what?"
I said "For church!"
She said "honey do you know what time it is? (like I was an idiot or something.)
"Yes I know what time it is it's 9:15.
"Well" she said "You got the time right its just that it's 9:30 at night not 9:30 in the morning.
"WHAT? It's not no 9:15 at night. It's 9:30 in the morning.
"No its not honey its 9:15 at night...look outside."
"I already did and it's twilight out."
"No it's not no twilight. You go look again."
So I did and now there was no twilight....it was completely black out except for the porch light. "Wut the????
(heh heh) I guess I missed a doggone day aaay! Imma gonna blame it on all the cool stuff they let me bring home from the pharmacy.
ahee hee hee
So now what do I do. I'm WIDE freaking AWAKE. Ok ok ok....I know I need to meditate...ok i'll try. (heh heh)
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