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silver·In the beginning there was nothing, and then it exploded.·Veteran
A nun walked into the local haberdashery and tried to shoplift and entire bale of black cloth. The manager caught her, took her into the office telling her he was going to call the police. She pleade… (View Post)
Sharing Peanuts A tour bus driver is driving with a bus load of seniors down a highway when he is tapped on his shoulder by a little old lady. She offers him a handful of peanuts, which he gratefully… (View Post)
Now that I'm older (but refuse to grow up) here's what I've discovered.... ONE - I started out with nothing, and I still have most of it. TWO - My wild oats have turned into prunes and All Bran. THRE… (View Post)