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Call me dense, but I don't get it... ^^
This would be upstairs!
A late thanksgiving-themed one....
Xmas decos going up everywhere......
It's that time of year again so...Corny Christmas/Santa jokes
What does a Christmas tree have in common with the Pope?
The balls are purely decorative...
Never mind the bollocks.......
thank you very much...
An atheist was seated next to a little girl on an airplane and he turned to her and said, "Do you want to talk? Flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger."
The little girl, who had just started to read her book, replied to the total stranger, "What would you want to talk about?"
"Oh, I don't know," said the atheist. "How about why there is no God, or no Heaven or Hell, or no life after death?" as he smiled smugly.
"Okay," she said. "Those could be interesting topics but let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff - grass. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, but a horse produces clumps. Why do you suppose that is?"
The atheist, visibly surprised by the little girl's intelligence, thinks about it and says, "Hmmm, I have no idea." To which the little girl replies, "Do you really feel qualified to discuss God, Heaven and Hell, or life after death, when you don't know shit?"
And then she went back to reading her book.
I guess Shit Happens...(....Even to Atheists )
Coffee, coffee, coffee
Everyone shut up
Another crummy cartoon......
...It's always before the watershed somewhere, @IronRabbit ....
...And that's no joke
I recently accessed a site whereupon opening an account, I was advised that the word 'password' as a password, was not permitted. Sign of the times!
Well password is the most commonly used password, and no.1 on hacker’s dictionary attacks.
there goes my bank account.....!