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Love that post @lobster !!
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Many a true word said in jest.....
There are two muffins baking in an oven.
The first muffin says "Man it sure is hot in here"
The second muffin says "Holy crap a talking muffin!"
Sam Elliott! * Swoon! *
Tourettes, most honest people on earth and they take it with a smile
Combination funny bit introduction and then a good song
Q: Why do Buddhist vacuum cleaners suck?
A: No attachments.
Oh @lobster....! How old is that joke....?
It's doing the rounds ( that's cyclic existence for ya )
When you're thinking of quitting that shitty job.....
I like work: it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours. I love to keep it by me; the idea of getting rid of it nearly breaks my heart.
I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I’m doing.
Women who seek to be equal with men lack ambition.
“Fuck it... That's really the attitude that keeps a family together, it's not "we love each other", it's just "fuck it, man.”
As soon as you have made a thought, laugh at it.