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  • ShoshinShoshin No one in particular Nowhere Special Veteran

    Nope..it's all that comes to mind at the moment...

  • I was thinking spaghetti CARbonara but couldn't figure out the bananas part!

  • federicafederica seeker of the clear blue sky Its better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to speak out and remove all doubt Moderator

    Oh, @Jeffrey soooo close!

    Spaghetti carbanana!!

  • federicafederica seeker of the clear blue sky Its better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to speak out and remove all doubt Moderator

    They're fiat 500 models - being Italian, I laughed like a drain!!

  • personperson Don't believe everything you think the void Veteran

    What are the three rings of marriage?

    The first ring

    The engagement ring

    The second ring

    The wedding ring

    The third ring

    The suffering

    Lee82
  • personperson Don't believe everything you think the void Veteran
    edited November 2018

    I was watching a video on strange allergies and apparently there are people who are allergic to animals without toes. They are lack toes intolerant.

    HozanShoshinLee82
  • federicafederica seeker of the clear blue sky Its better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to speak out and remove all doubt Moderator

    ^^ ba-dum-tczh! ^^

  • JeffreyJeffrey Veteran
    edited November 2018

    Hozan
  • ShoshinShoshin No one in particular Nowhere Special Veteran

    personJeffreyHozan
  • personperson Don't believe everything you think the void Veteran

    Am I right or wrong for thinking Eddie's joke is the funnier than the caption?

    Jeffrey
  • federicafederica seeker of the clear blue sky Its better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to speak out and remove all doubt Moderator

    @person said:
    Am I right or wrong for thinking Eddie's joke is the funnier than the caption?

    Double whammy. I guess it depends where your funny-bone is... FTR, I happen to agree with you....

  • ShoshinShoshin No one in particular Nowhere Special Veteran

    I just think the caption boosts it :)

    Hozan
  • Buddha-DudeBuddha-Dude Canada Explorer

    ShoshinHozan
  • JeffreyShoshinstapeliadadamcrossley
  • ShoshinShoshin No one in particular Nowhere Special Veteran

    "Ooo that's some scary sh$t !"

    Hozan
  • federicafederica seeker of the clear blue sky Its better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to speak out and remove all doubt Moderator

    "Happy in your work?"
    "Hell yeah, why wouldn't I be?!"

    (Sorry it's vulgar, but I had to laugh!)

    HozanpersonShoshin
  • ShoshinShoshin No one in particular Nowhere Special Veteran

    HozanBuddha-Dude
  • federicafederica seeker of the clear blue sky Its better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to speak out and remove all doubt Moderator

    I have already decided what I want on my tombstone:

    "Work in progress. To be continued..."

    ShoshinHozan
  • I love it @lobster !!!!!

  • Cousin Eddie - the shitter is full

    Buddha-Dude
  • federicafederica seeker of the clear blue sky Its better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to speak out and remove all doubt Moderator

    That has to be one of the best - and worst - puns I have read in a long time... !

  • Dear Satan šanta,
    i haz bin gö0dly ...

    ?

    HozanShoshinJeffreyKundo
  • personperson Don't believe everything you think the void Veteran

    Buddha Box

    ShoshinJeffreyHozan
  • ShoshinShoshin No one in particular Nowhere Special Veteran

    @lobster said:

    Dear Satan šanta,
    i haz bin gö0dly ...

    ?

    Satan's Claws...I like it....Merry Crispmas ... and a Harpy new year :)

    Hozan
  • ShoshinShoshin No one in particular Nowhere Special Veteran

    I have removed the posts

    As they might cause a fence ....

    FosdickHozanlobsterKundo
  • KundoKundo Sydney, Australia Veteran

    I lol'd so hard in the office I snorted ???

  • federicafederica seeker of the clear blue sky Its better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to speak out and remove all doubt Moderator

    lobsterKundo
  • JeffreyJeffrey Veteran
    edited December 2018

    KundoShoshinperson
  • JeffreyJeffrey Veteran
    edited December 2018

    Just being silly!

  • KundoKundo Sydney, Australia Veteran
    edited December 2018

    @Jeffrey said:

    Just being silly!

    Dude, that’s only the Abridged version ???

    I wrote two entire books on “Does My Bum Look Big In This” ????

    JeffreylobsterShoshinperson
  • federicafederica seeker of the clear blue sky Its better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to speak out and remove all doubt Moderator

    @Kundo said:

    @Jeffrey said:

    Just being silly!

    Dude, that’s only the Abridged version ???

    I wrote two entire books on “Does My Bum Look Big In This” ????

    ...And the internet is officially broken!

  • KeromeKerome Love, love is mystery The Continent Veteran

    @Kundo said:

    @Jeffrey said:

    Just being silly!

    Dude, that’s only the Abridged version ???

    I wrote two entire books on “Does My Bum Look Big In This” ????

    Which is a suprisingly culturally aware question, as in South America the question and it’s responses take on a totally new meaning...

  • federicafederica seeker of the clear blue sky Its better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to speak out and remove all doubt Moderator
    edited December 2018

    @Kerome said:

    @Kundo said:

    @Jeffrey said:

    Just being silly!

    Dude, that’s only the Abridged version ???

    I wrote two entire books on “Does My Bum Look Big In This” ????

    Which is a suprisingly culturally aware question, as in South America the question and it’s responses take on a totally new meaning...

    Before we get too serious in the 'funny stuff' thread, that's a good point. Why do you think bustles were fashionable?

    Fosdick
  • KundoKundo Sydney, Australia Veteran

    @federica said:

    @Kundo said:

    @Jeffrey said:

    Just being silly!

    Dude, that’s only the Abridged version ???

    I wrote two entire books on “Does My Bum Look Big In This” ????

    ...And the internet is officially broken!

    Woot! ????

  • FosdickFosdick in its eye are mirrored far off mountains Alaska, USA Veteran

    ShoshinLotusMind
  • ShoshinShoshin No one in particular Nowhere Special Veteran

    lobsterfedericapersonKundo
  • federicafederica seeker of the clear blue sky Its better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to speak out and remove all doubt Moderator

    ^^ Many a true word said in jest... ^^ ;)

    Kundo
  • ... and meanwhile in the news, police have to issue new driving instructions ...

    https://www.aceshowbiz.com/news/view/00131266.html

    Bird Box is a fascinating horror film incidentally ...

    person
  • federicafederica seeker of the clear blue sky Its better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to speak out and remove all doubt Moderator

    Yah....

    if you're a passenger, and you ask the driver,

    "Do you know the way?"

    ...and they reply,

    "Know the way? I could do it with my eyes shut!"

    Get out of the car.

    Fekkin' pronto.

    Kundo
  • personperson Don't believe everything you think the void Veteran
    edited January 12

    @lobster said:
    ... and meanwhile in the news, police have to issue new driving instructions ...

    https://www.aceshowbiz.com/news/view/00131266.html

    Bird Box is a fascinating horror film incidentally ...

    Ohhh, Bird Box challenge. I heard that term in passing at some point but didn't connect the dots....... ???

  • Also in the news:
    Self Driving car, kills robot ...
    https://www.techworm.net/2019/01/self-driving-tesla-autonomous-robot-ces.html

  • federicafederica seeker of the clear blue sky Its better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to speak out and remove all doubt Moderator

    The first-ever officially-recorded fatal driving tragedy. I hope the Tesla serves the appropriate sentence for the hit-and-run... Lock it up and throw away the key, that's what I say!

    lobster
  • ShoshinShoshin No one in particular Nowhere Special Veteran

    "Dem bones dem bones dem dry bones"

  • personperson Don't believe everything you think the void Veteran

    ShoshinColinAlobster
  • FosdickFosdick in its eye are mirrored far off mountains Alaska, USA Veteran

    KeromeColinAShoshinKundo
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