Empathy can be a pro or a con depending on perspective. I see it as feeling through others and as good a tool as it is for understanding each other, it does have some cons. Imagine a surgeon trying to operate while empathizing with the patient. Would probably be better when presenting the bill (that joke isn't effective on us Canadians).
I told it...I told it from the start. It better realize it doesn't exist before I do or it's gunna really be in for it.
Sneaky bugger decided to cooperate.
Little did I know...I'm Britney Spears in this conservatorship.
Ach! Another story!...
@Fosdick said:
Has anyone else noticed a sort of sketchy resemblance between Hotei and Santa Clause?
Hmm a tubby jolly fellow carrying a sack full of gifts for children, then yes ...but thus have I heard... Santa tends to be judgemental when it comes to handing out gifts..he only rewards children who are well behaved... 
Shoshin1
Don't just sit there.
…or sit elsewhere.
… eh wait … gone wrong again …
Sit, walk, be
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