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I am looking under my bed to fund a red conspiracy to join

Eccentric for sure! Haha

Yes you're right there @Bunks ...Waiheke has it all....Some of my best friends are normal...

Also from the article....(Former Auckland councilor and Waihekean Mike Lee)

"When I was at sea in the 70s and 80s the sailors called it 'Cadbury's Island - full of fruits and nuts'. We Waihekeans just ignored it," Lee said.

Waiheke Island 'full of activists and lunatics

Doug McKay, chairman of the Bank of New Zealand and Eden Park Trust, was about to make a presentation to Auckland Council's Finance and Performance meeting via Skype Thursday morning when he made the blunder.

"Waiheke was a... spot, when I was running the council and it's just full of activists and lunatics," McKay said during submissions from the Waiheke Health Trust.

"And the other people who go over there just go over for the weekend. You know, lock up their baches and go away. These lunatics stay there."

Well okay, I have to admit there are some weird & whacky people living on the island...Some wonderfully weird & whacky, whilst others are just plain nutjobs...

Thanks @Brian ...

We who suck salute you

Space

Gas ( sorry all )

You can't be sirious.

@Gui said:
"Picked up a hitchhiker. He asked if I wasn't afraid he might be a serial killer. I told him the odds of two serial killers being in the same car was extremely unlikely."

I must admit I love dark humour.
I just hope President DeTrump is really a clown ...

... also like silly, here are a couple from Apples Siri [hey siri tell me a joke]

My cat swallowed a ball of yarn
she had mittens

Mountains are funny
they are hill areas

They say...
Never smile at a crocodile
No, you can't get friendly with a crocodile
Don't be taken in by his welcome grin
He's imagining how well you'd fit within his skin
Never smile at a crocodile
Never tip your hat and stop to talk awhile
Never run, walk away, say good-night, not good-day
Clear the aisle but never smile at Mister Crocodile
You may very well be well bred
Lots of etiquette in your head
But there's always some special case, time or place
To forget etiquette
For instance
Never smile at a crocodile
No, you can't get friendly with a crocodile
Don't be taken in by his welcome grin
He's imagining how well you'd fit within his skin
Never smile at a crocodile
Never dip your hat and stop to talk awhile
Never run, walk away, say good-night, not good-day
Clear the aisle but never smile at Mister Crocodile

Ah Aussies and their crocodiles
https://www.nzherald.co.nz/world/news/article.cfm?c_id=2&objectid=12365886