@lobster
The Buddhist street survival handbook....
recommends using ones elbow to press pedestrian crossing lights because if you found that part of your anatomy was later in accidental contact with your own mouth or eyes I'm not sure you'd be caring much about Covid 19 at that point. I believe that it also assumes that most Buddhists try to refrain from sticking their own elbows in other folks eyes & mouths.
Also brollies (Umbrellas), especially full sized open ones, can be amazingly effective in not only establishing a socially acceptable amount of personal sidewalk space but can double as a momentary shielding when angled between yourself and those passing heavy breathers likely to be oblivious to the dangers of personal droplet exchanges.
how
Hedgehog practising zazen. Notice how the paper tube reminisces the former Fuke-shū sect.
PD: He knows how to take the paper tube at any moment. In fact, most hedgehogs enjoy this practice called tubing. Boogie boogie hedgehog! 
Kotishka
I thought this headline was funny!
"Officials say there have been zero reports of bear encounters since they installed the terrifying wolf robots."
Jeffrey
Totally useless Quote? I just made up concerning Biden Victory:
Ugliness only wins where there is no Beauty and where Truth is utterly trampled.
BTW, truly germanic Grammar capitalizes all Nouns. That may be a useless Announcement, but in my Mind is an excellent Excuse for excusing me.
Nirvana