Very nice, @Shoshin. However, as an English graduate it’s my solemn duty to do this:
I wake to face another day
And monkey mind comes out to play.
Yak yak yak, it never stops.
I wish I had some knockout drops.
Then I recall what I've been taught
About the peskiness of thought:
It isn’t who I really am;
It's just some neural pathway spam.
(Iambic tetrameter)
I’m happy not to be credited though. All rights remain yours 
Kiwis would fit right in here. Tailgating isn't a bug in the system, as it were, it's a feature!
Walker