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Awakening Free - the story so far

lobsterlobster Crusty Veteran
edited February 2013 in General Banter
Now in my second month of becoming a buddha in 2013 . . .
I have contacted a couple of local Zendo's. So far without success. In the third week of my aro meditation course. Will be doing a weekend retreat tomorrow. Have two guides trying to wake me up. Could be awake any time soon?

We ask nothing from you except your own intention to see.
We make a bold claim. Awakening is available now, in a short time, on the internet and for free.
Wow . . .
http://www.liberationunleashed.com/

Comments

  • genkakugenkaku Northampton, Mass. U.S.A. Veteran
    Wait! Before you go getting awakened "in a short time, on the internet and for free," let me tell you about this bridge I have for sale in Brooklyn. :)
    lobster
  • howhow Veteran Veteran
    edited February 2013
    Lobster
    I am sorry to inform you that your application for Buddhahood has been rejected as our research shows that you have never proved or supplied documentation of losing said previous Buddhahood.
    Dukka denied.
    vinlynlobsternlightenVastmind
  • pegembarapegembara Veteran
    Don't be anything, not even a Buddha.
    Don't be anything! Don't be anything at all! Being a Buddha is a burden. Being a Pacceka is a burden. Just don't desire to be. ''I am the monk Sumedho,'' ''I am the monk Ānando''... That way is suffering, believing that you really exist thus. ''Sumedho'' is merely a convention. Do you understand?

    http://what-buddha-taught.net/Books/Ajahn_Chah_Even_One_Word_Is_Enough.htm
  • GuiGui Veteran
    Becoming a buddha I can believe. But for free? Get outa here! :p
    lobsterToshVastmind
  • jlljll Veteran
    'the journey of a thousand miles begin
    with the 1st step'
    be prepared for a long journey,
    with many ups n downs.
    be glad that you have taken the 1st step.
    there are many people who spend
    a lifetime chasing money, power n women.
    hang in there lobster...
    lobster said:

    Now in my second month of becoming a buddha in 2013 . . .
    I have contacted a couple of local Zendo's. So far without success. In the third week of my aro meditation course. Will be doing a weekend retreat tomorrow. Have two guides trying to wake me up. Could be awake any time soon?

    We ask nothing from you except your own intention to see.
    We make a bold claim. Awakening is available now, in a short time, on the internet and for free.
    Wow . . .
    http://www.liberationunleashed.com/

  • zenffzenff Veteran
    edited February 2013
    Sorry,
    Decided to start a new discussion called "determination".
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